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Gosselink Syndrome

A condition whereby a person has no talent or skill in his profession, and resorts to sucking dick for career security. It ends up becoming sever, as eventually all that the person does is suck on cock all of time, even resorting to using beard wax so that sperm doesn't crust up in his beard.
See the new kid following the boss around? He looks like he's coming down with Gosselink syndrome.
by EWSBBQEWewsgainy123 February 17, 2017
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Gossed

To steal a friends girl from under his feet
I was chatting to a girl i liked in a bar last night and my friend swooped in and gossed me.
by Angry friend December 30, 2012
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goSupermodelaholic

A person obsessed with the website goSupermodel.com. They spend hours on it everyday and think about it when they aren't on it.
Sally is a goSupermodelaholic because she never logs off.
by NTA. July 28, 2009
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gossip_aep

invented 90% of the editing community's style
Everyone uses gossip_aep's transitions!
by dumbass5283 May 1, 2021
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sauce the goss

Sauce is slang for pass or throw and goss is the short form of "gossip" so together it means to give the details on current gossip like "spill the tea" and other phrases.
Carly: GURL
Amber: GURL SAUCE THE GOSS OMG
Carly: *insert gossip here*
by SuburbanSerb October 22, 2017
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Going Kate Gosselin

Typically a female responding to her male partner in a manner that is unjustifiably intense. The level of the male's infraction (if one exist) pales in comparison to the size and intensity of the female's rage.
If Brandon leaves the seat up one more time I am totally going Kate Gosselin on his ass.
by spaghettiWestern September 1, 2009
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gassperated

There is constipated and there is gassperated. Gassperated is quite a bit worse than constipated. Your whole chest hurts tremendously, you walk as if you have osteoporosis, and you are constantly clutching your belly.

And even as you are on the toilet, nothing comes out, not a sound, not even gas. You feel as if you need medical intervention.
"How did you like Suzy's continental breakfast yesterday ?"
"Dude, I'm still gassperated from it !"
by dw8177 July 30, 2017
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