Teddy Garcia

The act of shitting on the hood of every one of your neighbors cars in protest of anything.

I hope you're packing some toilet paper because I am about to pull a Teddy Garcia.
If the Packers don't make the Super Bowl it will be Teddy Garcia time.
We don't need you getting all Teddy Garcia over the situation.

by Amos_Moses October 12, 2013

message to garcia

Doesn't matter how something happens, just that it does happen.

Boss: I need all these boxes loaded into the truck.

Worker: OK should I use the forklift?

Boss: I don't care, message to garcia that shit.

by IL4DD November 3, 2017

Goria Cunningham

Is a intelligent man who loves to act , dance ,model , etc he wants to be known as a inspiration to the next generation of young men and woman that u can do all things through Christ who strengthens him

Goria Cunningham Is a intelligent man who loves to act , dance ,model , etc he wants to be known as a inspiration to the next generation of young men and woman that u can do all things through Christ who strengthens him

by Goria Cunningham January 8, 2021

Nasty Garcia

When a man and woman do a Dirty Sanchez and then, he continues rubbing it into a full beard.

She looked into the mirror and was astonished to see how her Nasty Garcia looked!

by Heavy GG June 5, 2018

Alex Garcia

A dumbass who fucks your wife and is bad at smash bros

That Alex Garcia is such a dumbass, I wish I could fuck his wife and make him eat my shit.

I beat him at smash the other day and he got mad and walked right up and punched my cat in the face, And started crying. I had to call the cops on this douche cuz he was out of control

by Hitler the great June 13, 2020

Kelly Garcia

One of the most beautiful girls you will ever meet. She is amazing,smart,funny and so many other great things and when u meet her u will instantly fall in love with her and will just wanna hold her and kiss her and never want to let go. She is the greatest person ever.

amazing beautiful Kelly Garcia

by marcus fon April 22, 2011

Gael García Bernal

Mexican actor that made his start on soap opera, who has since then made his break in english speaking films. Starred in Alfonso Cuaron's Y Tu Mama Tambien, Pedro Almodovars Bad Education, and the Oscar winning The Motorcycle Diaries based on the life of Che Guevera. Recently he has appeared in Michel Gondry's The Science of Sleep as well as the film Babel.

Probably one of the most beautiful/sexiest/most talented men on the planet. And oh how convenient, since many of his movies contain graphic sex scenes. Nevertheless, he chooses great work, never picking a bad film to work on. Please don't do cheesy romantic comedies Gael, although I know you never will. :)

"I believe fervently in the nature, in truth and imagination, I believe in the blood, in life, words, and motivations."- Gael Garcia Bernal

Did you see that Gael García Bernal scene in the car of Y Tu Mama Tambien? DANG. Or better yet did you see the kissy boy scene in the bedroom?

Who is your hollywood crush? Gael García Bernal. Who the fuck is that? Sex. Oh. I like Brad Pitt!

by thetransient January 15, 2007