gymnastics

n. Best sport in the world, requires balance, grace, strength, flexibility, hard work, determination, and is one of the most mental sports ever. IT's the coolest sport to watch cuz all those hot gymnast girls do these amazing tricks that normal people like me could never do.

I wish i could do gymnastics

by wishiwasagymnast November 10, 2003

Elastics Gymnastics

Any series of physical exercises designed to squeeze one’s arse into a pair of pantyhose, snug jeans, and such.

I almost collapsed from exhaustion and dehydration after a grueling session of elastics gymnastics with a pair of tights.

by Fruity Ana March 4, 2009

gymnastics

A sport played by some of the finest girls. A gymnast is usually hot, but what separates them most from other girls is that they have amazing talent, and are dedicated, among other things. Since gymnastics requires such high levels of concentration, gymnasts are also very smart.

I would love to date a gymnast. Time to sign up for gymnastics!

by Ifucanreadthisgoodjob July 29, 2006

Gymnastics

A sport which requires balance and strength and a lot of coordination. It's in the top ten hardest sports and needs a lot of flexibility!

Gymnastics
Non gymnast 'how do you DO that?'
Gymnast 'it's only practice!'

by ProVideoStars March 12, 2015

Gymnastics

A super fun sport that many people do. It is one of the hardest sports in the world. The different events are vault, bars, beam, and floor.

Gymnastics is super fun and hard.

by GOME May 26, 2015

subway gymnastics

Any variety of wild, crazy, and retarded antics you can accomplish by hanging off of the poles, overhead grab bars, and other structures inside of a moving subway car. Usually occurs late at night when the subway is basically empty, with a relatively large group of people, and preceded by copious amounts of drinking.

A: "Damn, Alex looks dizzy--he just did a double backflip off the grab bar then spun around the center pole upside down like 15 times."
B: "Dude, I think he's gonna puke. Subway gymnastics are dangerous."

by Adamator November 10, 2007

Rhythmic Gymnastics

Commonly mistaken for artistic gymnatics. Rhythmic gymnastics incorporates the use of hand-held apparatus with music. These apparatus include Rope, Hoop, Ball, Clubs and Ribbon. Rhythmic gymnasts are extremly flexible and most incoporate ballet lessons into their training. This sport is not for the faint hearted.
*PLEASE NOTE - Rhythmic Gymnasts CANNOT do flips and will hurt you if you ask!

Dumb Ass Guy:
'What sport do you do?'

Gymnast:
'Rhythmic Gymnastics.'

Dumb Ass Guy:
'OH COOl! So you can do flips?'

Gymnast:
'No DUMB ASS! That's artistic gymnastics!'
*Stabs Dumb Ass Guy then walks away*

by rgchik December 9, 2008