goof balls

What practicing scientologists ingest. Usually in great overwhelming amounts.

In our service today, we will include the sacred goof balls.

by Dianetic_chancellor September 17, 2008

goof balls

a situation,event or an object that may have contributed to bizzare behaviour exibited by others.

If a gentleman were to tear a newspaper up into hundreds of pieces and then proceed to eat them, it may be because he is 'whacked out on goof balls'.

Of course, he may just be a mentalist but that's another story

by Matty Boy October 7, 2004

Atomic Goofball

The goof to end all goofs, this bboy comes from Maryland. He started bboying at a young age, but tragedy struck when he had to have chest surgery, seemingly ending his career early. But the goofy one kept his head up and became stronger than ever. Now a member of the legendary Lions of Zion and Battle Snakes, Goofball has proven himself over the years to be not only a competitor and legend of bboying, but a well needed jokester in an all to serious culture.

Bboy 1: Yo, who's that throwing down an atomic floating kneespin?
Bboy 2: Why none other than ATOMIC GOOFBALL!

by Bboy Maestro February 8, 2010

hepped up on goofballs

To be intoxicated with illegal substances.

The driver involved with the hit & run incident appeared to be hepped up on goofballs

by Dr. Zoidberg December 8, 2002

goofball

A term of endearment between online friends, similar to "buddy", "bro", etc. Tends to be used when one friend does something silly or funny.
Used mainly in America by those unfamiliar with the derogative form of the word.

Also used: goof, goofball, goofy

"You're such a goofball :P"
"You're so goofy"

by BohemianGoof March 24, 2012

Goofball

When you mix heroin and crystal meth together in a shot. West coast slang.

That goofball sent me to the moon for hours.

by dabqueen710 June 4, 2016

Goofball

A total idiot, someone who lacks any intelligence at all.

my little brother is such a goofball

by knobgoblin August 28, 2009