goochland, virginia

Goochland is a county west of Richmond, Va. It is, to most Richmonders, country. However, to many people from the REAL country, it is just a pussy version of country. the part nearest to richmond is full of rich people and country clubs. The rest is trailer trash and farms. by innocent middle schoolers, it is often called "the gooch" until they notice that is the same thing as a taint. most of the kids go to either goochland country public school, or the rich kids in big houses with lakes, counry clubs, and 90 acres of land all go to St. Christophers, St. Catherines, or Collegiate. then they try to be country by driving trucks and hunting.

Dude, what should we do this weekend?
Hmm, maybe hang out at your house?
Dude, i live so far away all the way in the gooch! (Goochland, Virginia.)
Man are you kidding, thats pussy country.

by emcdagooch February 24, 2011

Goochatropolis

City located in Ohio where every place has the name gooch in it.

I'm headed to Goochatropolis on Monday.

by Joelle I <3 Michael March 29, 2003

goonhand

pimphand, heavy hand, hand you put down on an out of pocket bitch.

"I had to lay my goonhand down on Sheila. That bitch tried to get away with some shit the other night."

by Binky Dawg March 9, 2009

goonhand

The act of squeezing another person's hand very tightly when giving a handshake.

After shaking hands, turns to another, rubs hand, and says, "Damn, that dude totally gave me the goonhand!".

by The Brick Hit House! April 13, 2004

goonhand

An unwanted wandering hand.

His goonhand was all over me. I told him, not until we're married.

by AJ April 29, 2004