Guacamole Hotdog

Is when someone gives you a blowjob and you hit their gag reflex making them vomit on your penis.

"Hey, guess what Kate gave me last night?"
"What?"
"A guacamole hotdog"
"Thats disgusting"

by Rhyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz December 1, 2009

holy guacamole

Cleaner way of saying holy crap.

B-I just became famous!!!

J-Holy guacamole!!Can i go on tour with you?

B-No

J-Holy guacamole!!!Why not?

B-Because i dont like you!

J-Holy guacamole!!!

B-Stop saying that it's annoying!!!

J-Holy guacamole!!!

B-I'm leaving!!!

J-Holy guacamole!!!

by brzy4ever!! December 20, 2013

holy guacamole

an avocado blessed by a priest

Nathan: *tells a story of utter perplexity*
Jeff: "Holy guacamole!"
avocado that happened to be strolling past: "nah man. im an atheist."

by depressed_bin_chicken123 September 27, 2019

Holy Moly Guacamole Ravioli

Superlative usage of the expression Holy Moly.
May only be spoken/written by supreme members with a doctorate.

Dr. Phil: Holy Moly Guacamole Ravioli! I demolished Danielle Bregoli the other day.

Obama: Lmao

by Daddy™ December 26, 2018

Guacamole Nigga Toilet

Guacamole Nigga Toilet
Example

"Dude, my mom just died"
"Guacamole Nigga toilet"

Jake:Dude my dog is getting put down
Connor:I'll just eat your dog
*commits suicide*
Jake:Guacamole Nigga Toilet
Like if u cried

by NATE HIGGERS HATES NIGGERS April 30, 2019

Guacamole Nigga Penis

A thicc nigga who masturbates as he eats doritos nacho cheese with fresh soft guac from the local grocery store.

you want to go perform some Guacamole Nigga Penis, and "watch" the Bachelor?

by bleached cow February 6, 2019

guacamoleculator

An instrument used to puree an avacado.

After opening up Charlie Velottas skull at the autopsy, what the pathologist found resembled something that had been put through a guacamoleculator.

by Dennis Gildea March 10, 2004