3 definition by bleached cow

Top Definition

A thicc nigga who masturbates as he eats doritos nacho cheese with fresh soft guac from the local grocery store.

you want to go perform some Guacamole Nigga Penis, and "watch" the Bachelor?

by bleached cow February 06, 2019

the opposite of a nigga cow, when a cow is poured into a bleach bath when they are born they are forever a bleached cow.

Wow! that is quite a white cow, that must be a bleached cow.

via giphy

by bleached cow February 06, 2019

Why the fuck are you searching up what the definition of strawberry is?

Do you want a strawberry you fucking idiot?

by bleached cow February 08, 2019