Goobervision

When one's perception of the world is dumb or ignorant.

Dude, that 24 pack of La Cervaza has really gave you goobervision if you believe that the Lakers are not going to win the finals this year.

by bru2586320 April 13, 2009

Goonerosity

Goons Helping Goons!

J showed goonerosity putting me up for the night in boston

by p March 13, 2004

Gooberism

Any act which is purposefully commited to promote laughter or humour, but unfortunately, makes the speaker look as though they are intellectually equivalent to a door-knob.

Goober: "Jenny is such a wench, who would ever think that going bald is an attractive look for a girl?"
John replies: "Jenny has cancer you door-knob. She didn't shave her head because she thought it looked good. What did you say you majored in at unversity again, gooberisms?"

by PoulterGEIST November 13, 2010

gooberpuss

Bitch ass cunt. Old f*ck who sucks dick for a living. Who's goal is to ruin and annoy sexy athletic young gentlemen, and again they suck dick for a living with their saggy, limp ass.

Richard across the street is a gooberpuss.

by Jeffrey Jackson III June 27, 2014

goobernut

someone who, when you look at them you think...goober. Just a really goofy looking person.

Look at Evan Pierce's goobernutted ass!!!!!!

by Neal Faison July 13, 2004

Goobergiser

A monkey without balls and a brain.

You are a Goobergiser

by MATADIO December 9, 2003

gooberish

Gooberish means someone or something is silly

Mason took a gooberish amount of time to get back to me

by Stormbehr October 3, 2017