Used as a insult to anyone who is under average height, with facial features resembling Lord of the Ring's character Gollum.
Karl: I wear a loincloth.

Karl: I am not a gollum.

All: Yes you are.
by ThePrecious January 25, 2010
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To stick you finger up you partners bum hole i.e ring while whispering my prescious in there ear or if the mood takes you making a wierd coughin noise like ccoollluuummm!!
Did you hear last night I shagged adam and surprised him by fingering his arse he was fine with that but not very happy when i coughed gollum in his eye!!!
by bigbazz mum lover September 11, 2009
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Verb - to jealously protect anything of seemingly insignificant worth
John sure is golluming that code, he won’t let anyone else work on it.
by atarimae January 11, 2016
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Don't think of it as a Lord of the rings character from the movie or books. Video game pedophila was nothing when it doesn't have a name. Until this year of 2023, Lord of the Rings: Gollum, developed by
Daedalic Entertainment. It was so fucking bad, Video pedophila loved every aspect of it, it finally found it's true purpose... to find it's name through a bad Lord of the rings game.
Player: wow this gollum game sucks balls! Fuck!!!! I think Video game pedophila has a name now, motherfucker! It's name is Gollum! Motherfucking Gollum! Fuck you

Daedalic Entertainment!
by RavenTrooper August 8, 2023
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a sexual act where one man cums in another man's nose, then the other man snorts up the cum like a loogie and spits it in the other man's face
by Bob Sanders March 8, 2004
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A Gollum is when your hair splits over your ear so it is poking through the hair. It is not desirable.
"Katie, you have a gollum; cover it!"
by LauraJaynePrior January 9, 2009
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The ugliest character in The Lord of the rings, also the series equivalent of a crack head with withdrawal.
He obviously didn't take his meds, he's having a Gollum moment!
by thecakeisalie May 15, 2013
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