Golden Bearded Eggroll

Back in the small village of Los Angeles. A small Korean pimp ruled greater China town and western Cali. Under FBI direct the pimp seeked shelter within the witness protection program and relocated Kansas. Eggroll and is now know only known as "just an OMR".

The eggroll aka Golden Bearded Eggroll

by Jolene69 June 16, 2023

Going Goldenberg

Going Goldenberg is when you meet a woman, for the first time and ask her "Am I wasting my time here or what? " within one minute of initial contact.

This technique was developed in a small suburb of Orlando called Longwood. It rarely ends well.

See the false definition of asher lolz.

Man: Hello!
Woman: Hey, how you doing?
Man: Im good, so do you come here a lot?
Woman: no not really, Im just waiting for a ride with my friend. You?
Man: No me either..So am I wasting my time here or what?
Woman: Yeah, I think you are.
(Awkward pause)
Man2: Wow, that was the best example of "Going Goldenberg" Ever.

by LT Dangle USN November 12, 2009

goldenberg

the act of dying due to a golden penis being shoved in your mouth

Adriana goldenberg'd Anna last night

by mamam April 1, 2007

goldenboarding

When the receiver lays prone and restrained on their back while the giver stands over them and pisses onto their face with such force and volume that the receiver is fighting for air and struggling to breathe.

Brian was straining against the restraints and attempting, unsuccessfully, to get his mouth and nose out of the line of fire as Megan was relentlessly goldenboarding him.

by Tittsmcgee November 18, 2021

Goldenberger's Speech Impediment

Talking while replacing every vowel you say with "er"
(Origin: Ermahgerd Meme)

(e.g. of Goldenberger's Speech Impediment) ERMAHGERD GERSBERMPS MERVIE ERS SER FERN.

by bonelesspizza December 16, 2016

goldenbear

A person who doesn't know what top means

Billy is such a goldenbear, he says he's a top but only gives oral.

by Rb33 September 18, 2022

Goldenboarding

The act of waterboarding transformed into a kink where the receiver is placed in a supine position, has their face covered with a used towel and then waterboarded using fresh urine instead of water. Often done in BDSM communities as a show of great trust.

He's in for the goldenboarding of a lifetime!

by JahnGoldenboard March 26, 2024