by mamam April 1, 2007
Get the goldenberg mug.Going Goldenberg is when you meet a woman, for the first time and ask her "Am I wasting my time here or what? " within one minute of initial contact.
This technique was developed in a small suburb of Orlando called Longwood. It rarely ends well.
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Man: Hello!
Woman: Hey, how you doing?
Man: Im good, so do you come here a lot?
Woman: no not really, Im just waiting for a ride with my friend. You?
Man: No me either..So am I wasting my time here or what?
Woman: Yeah, I think you are.
(Awkward pause)
Man2: Wow, that was the best example of "Going Goldenberg" Ever.
Woman: Hey, how you doing?
Man: Im good, so do you come here a lot?
Woman: no not really, Im just waiting for a ride with my friend. You?
Man: No me either..So am I wasting my time here or what?
Woman: Yeah, I think you are.
(Awkward pause)
Man2: Wow, that was the best example of "Going Goldenberg" Ever.
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A Ruse Goldberg is an elaborate and complicated con. Combination of ruse, meaning an action intended to deceive someone, and Rube Goldberg, meaning ingeniously or unnecessarily complicated in design or construction. A Ruse Goldberg is often a long con.
A Ruse Goldberg is an elaborate and complicated con. Combination of ruse, meaning an action intended to deceive someone, and Rube Goldberg, meaning ingeniously or unnecessarily complicated in design or construction. A Ruse Goldberg is often a long con.
by Montana Luddite February 17, 2019
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1: Fellow white people we need to recognize all the evil that we have done to others throughout history.
2: They're a jew, another classic case of Goldberg's Law
2: They're a jew, another classic case of Goldberg's Law
by TexasPagan July 4, 2020
Get the Goldberg's Law mug.When a nice guy looks like he has done some shady and dark shit. He starts by being the nicest guy ever, treating everyone around him with love and respect, just an all around good guy. Until everyone including your friends and loved ones realize he isn’t who he says he Is except for the woman who’s in love.
Friend girl 1: ooo that guy over by the table looks cute and nice..
Friend girl 2: but he’s giving off some Joe Goldberg Syndrome vibes..
Friend girl 2: but he’s giving off some Joe Goldberg Syndrome vibes..
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