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Going Goldenberg 

Going Goldenberg is when you meet a woman, for the first time and ask her "Am I wasting my time here or what? " within one minute of initial contact.

This technique was developed in a small suburb of Orlando called Longwood. It rarely ends well.

See the false definition of asher lolz.
Man: Hello!
Woman: Hey, how you doing?
Man: Im good, so do you come here a lot?
Woman: no not really, Im just waiting for a ride with my friend. You?
Man: No me either..So am I wasting my time here or what?
Woman: Yeah, I think you are.
(Awkward pause)
Man2: Wow, that was the best example of "Going Goldenberg" Ever.
Going Goldenberg by LT Dangle USN November 12, 2009

Emily Goldenberg 

That one girl in your class that loves to say “you’re my FAVORITE PERSON in the ENTIRE WORLD!!!”
Oh god i can hear Emily Goldenberg is here she’s already on her rant

Ruse Goldberg 

Ruse Goldberg

A Ruse Goldberg is an elaborate and complicated con. Combination of ruse, meaning an action intended to deceive someone, and Rube Goldberg, meaning ingeniously or unnecessarily complicated in design or construction. A Ruse Goldberg is often a long con.
Ocean's 11 is a heist movie with a Ruse Goldberg plot.
Ruse Goldberg by Montana Luddite February 17, 2019

Goldberg's Law

When an individual criticizes whites as a whole, or utters the phrase "fellow white people", and they turn out to be a Jew.
1: Fellow white people we need to recognize all the evil that we have done to others throughout history.
2: They're a jew, another classic case of Goldberg's Law
Goldberg's Law by TexasPagan July 4, 2020

Joe Goldberg Syndrome 

When a nice guy looks like he has done some shady and dark shit. He starts by being the nicest guy ever, treating everyone around him with love and respect, just an all around good guy. Until everyone including your friends and loved ones realize he isn’t who he says he Is except for the woman who’s in love.
Friend girl 1: ooo that guy over by the table looks cute and nice..
Friend girl 2: but he’s giving off some Joe Goldberg Syndrome vibes..

Bill Goldberg

An American profesional Wrestler who had an un heard of 173 match winning streak in the old WCW. Sometimes compared to Brock Lesnar.
Bill Goldberg by devin11111 January 6, 2009