I know I can just say that I have a regular cold but saying I gold can really zhuzhooo up my suffering.
The post nasal drip you're experiencing from the gold is probably from all the key bumps you did with Jimmy in the bathroom stall and most likely not a symptom of COVID, but a test is still recommended (especially if you're not vaccinated).
btw slurp your chicken soup and reschedule your date for Saturday with Jimmy until you're better, you (Gung) ho