Goose Button

A button located in the rectal region that when pressed turns you into a goose. Commonly activated during Prostate Examinations.

Doctor, my goose button is looking a bit rusty, care to clean it for me, oh shit, *quack*.

by DankyMcSpanky December 4, 2018

Goose Down

Drip that is associated with wearing Canada Goose.

Ex 1: “Yo, is that shit Goose Down?” “Yeah” “Word”
Ex 2: “Yo, is that shit Goose Down? “No” “Fuck you”

by Goose God November 23, 2019

Gisela

The most gorgeous,most fun and smartest girl you will ever meet. The type of girl you want to marry, show off, and spend every moment of your life with. Gisela's are always cute; in the way they act and in the way they look. She is unbelievably amazing in everything she does. Her eyes make you want to stare at them all day. Her skin is soft and smooth. She never realizes how beautiful she is no matter how many times you tell her. Her smartness is beyond intelligent, you can practically feel her smarts rubbing off on you! She makes you mad but you cant help but be happy and smile when you see her. She is perfect.

Hey is your girlfriend cute, amazing, and funny?

Of course she is! she's a Gisela!!!

by Bullnene February 3, 2020

boiled goose

The official lunch food of old white people at board meetings, hate filled New Yorkers, and residents of old-folk homes. Symbolizes oppression and the constricting restraints of today's society. The only cure for boiled goose related stuffyness is a boombox. But DO NOT turn on the turbo bass.

Did you see the lame spread at that stuffy country club?

Yeah, sauerkraut and boiled goose. gross.

by margoleilaman April 3, 2009

fuck fuck goose

Classic twist of 'Duck duck goose'. Whoever is landed on 'fuck'.. has to run back to the other persons' position - if they are caught up by whoever is 'it' - figure the rest.

Yo, any one up for a sesh of fuck fuck goose (f.f.g)

by kaibai March 1, 2017

Monkeyed off my goose

A term used to describe the act of purposely getting incredibly drunk to the point of absolute oblivion while out (generally with the lads) for a night on the town. Usually involves the person(s) involved waking up the next day in hospital, a ditch or jail. However, the person(s) involved cannot be held accountable for any of the actions (more than likely sexual) he or she committed.

I had sex with a rather ugly woman who somewhat resembled the Loch Ness Monster last night chaps. However I cannot be held accountable for any of my actions as I was incredibly drunk. As a wise man once said, I was monkeyed off my goose.

by the people's champion 1993 March 9, 2013

shitting like a goose

The state of having extreme diarrhea. The art of peeing out of your asshole.

Boss: "Are you coming into work today, Bud?"
Joey: "I'm not going to make it today, Boss. I got ahold of some bad street tacos last night and I'm shitting like a goose this morning."

by #1SMTX October 3, 2015