Rolling Goat fuck

Refers to the joke story of the old man who built bridges, towers, and aqueducts. Not known as Harry the architect, but he gets caught fucking one goat! A rolling goat fuck is a constant stream of things going wrong.

This new project is a complete rolling goat fuck.

by Kiwistacker March 31, 2021

Royally Goat Fucked

A thousand times more intense than FUBAR. Unfixable, will never work

Is that a halloween mask? No...Man your face is royally goat fucked!

by snowman70 September 27, 2010

goat fucking tree house jumper

One who fucks goats and jumps from tree houses.

"Get off my computer you goat fucking tree house jumper!"

by iwishyouhadfriends. July 29, 2007

Belgian K.G. fuck (Kamikazi Goat fuck)

The act of penatrating a goats ass with your penis, but at the same time you stick a stick of dynamite, that is lit of course, up your ass.

The objective of this is to ejaculate in the goats ass before the dynamite explodes and blows your asshole apart

I was givin it to the billy goat last night and didn't do it in time. Now I'm in a wheel chair with a bloody asshole. Damn I was unsucessful at the Belgian K.G. fuck (Kamikazi Goat fuck)

by Johnny Waldron September 1, 2008

fucking goat rodeo

A total mess, a chaotic or frustrating situation, often involving a large number of people attempting the same task. A "cluster fuck." Fucking Goat Rodeo can be used as an alternative to "cluster fuck" and similar terms.

"In that meeting today, everyone was talking over each other, nobody was prepared. It was a fucking goat rodeo."
"He has the whole sales team on that one account. I have a feeling this is gonna be a fucking goat rodeo."
"I'm still stuck in traffic, this is a fucking goat rodeo, i gotta get outta here."

by Dan DeMichele June 11, 2006

Goat Herding Pig Fuck

The ultimate insult, to be used when there seem to be no adequate words to describe how badly the recipient of the insult has upset you

"How could you? That's my sister you Goat Herding Pig Fuck"

by Steve SB April 24, 2007

Bryan the fucking goat Krebs

A fucking all out baller who teaches the shittiest subject at new paltz middle school. this nigga be fucking getting paid to teach snot nose brats. Anywho, this boi is a bad nigga.

yo nigga, its Bryan the fucking goat Krebs

by big boi plum boi March 13, 2019