When a tissue or a set of tissues are so filled with semen that when you crumple the tissues, the semen shoots out of an opening similar to when you pressure the bottom of a tube of go-gurt.
"Oh man, I went to go throw out my tissues after a great wank and I accidentally go-gurted onto the floor!"
by BoingoBrown January 17, 2021
similar to a paper bag, this is a person who has a hot body and a very ugly face.
the Go Gurt tag line/moto is "rip their heads off, suck their guts out", modified to "rip their heads off, fuck their guts out
the Go Gurt tag line/moto is "rip their heads off, suck their guts out", modified to "rip their heads off, fuck their guts out
by xobox November 27, 2011
The act of receiving oral sex whilst wearing a condom, then having your partner drink the semen out of the condom like a go-gurt.
by KStrawb November 08, 2015
When a man ejaculates into a condom, which is then saved by his partner to be eaten later like a Go-Gurt.
by Captain Moonman November 08, 2015
A 'Gogurt Tube' is preformed in the act of anal intercourse, when the man is about to achieve an orgasm he hits the woman on the back of the head (a donkey punch), causing the woman's rectum to tense up, making it tight. He then proceeds to pull his penis away from the anus, which, if sucessful, will cause the intestines to come out of the anus (still attached to the penis, forming a pink sock). The man then shoots his orgasm into the pink sock, grabs it, and then sucks the semen from the pink sock, thus making something similar to a tube of gogurt.
by StonyPegasus359 January 14, 2012
by Fantastic Mr. Troll August 02, 2012
Wife:Honey! It's time for your daily Go-Gurt squeeze.
Husband: yes honey.
*loud sobbing along with dick flattening noises
Husband: yes honey.
*loud sobbing along with dick flattening noises
by Dooberz March 06, 2020