fabulously great looking in every way. The highest form of beauty and allure is glossiness.
Sienna Miller is damn glossy.
by aliska higginbottom August 10, 2005
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A type of printout where the paper is shiny.
The printing company only charges 25 cents for a glossy.
by nick_g June 14, 2010
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1. Noun.

Short form of glossoprostitute

Etymology: <Greek glosso (speech) + <Latin prostitute (whore)

cf. prossie

One of the models on TV phone sex channels like Babestation, where the show is free, but the john pays for the phone chat. They typically start out as attractive real girls, but after a few years in the business their increasing use of fake tan, hair extensions, Botox, lip collagen, boob jobs, nose jobs, tummy tucks, facelifts, ass implants and labiaplasties leaves them looking like animatronic sex dolls.
Since the boob job, Caty had lost her girl-next-door charm and became just another glossie.
by Lugh Summerson May 19, 2014
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When your forehead, chin, nose, etc. reflects sunlight in an unhealthy manner. Glossy parts of your face is an undesirable characteristic, possessed by only the nerdiest, and geekiest of people. A pale, white, glossy forehead is the most common glossy trait.
Hahaha! You glossy son of a bitch, get a tan!
by Soul Talon January 19, 2005
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damn what glossy taco are you using? that holo tho.
by savcabbage July 17, 2017
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How do you not know what a glossy taco is
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Cristine from the YouTube channel "Simply Nailogical" uses this term when she's about to apply a "Glossy topcoat" onto her nail. When her channel first started, she used to say "Glossy topcoat" but as time progressed, it slowly molded "glossy taco" taco resembling top coat.
I suppose you don't have to put on a glossy taco you could leave it a little textured, but you know me girl, I'm all about that glossy taco. Do me a favor and don't look that up on urban dictionary that's NOT the definition I mean someone please update that!
by CowSovereign July 16, 2017
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