Glonk

Does absolutely nothing and dies

Danielle's such a glonk watching tv and eating Doritos all day

by Glonk.rotter August 30, 2018

glornki

To carry thy self with much style/swag

Ex:yooo James got hella glornki

Ex:omg his glornki is so nice....it’s kinda hot 😳😚

by _jacob_。 January 14, 2020

Glonk

When someone, or something, does absolutely nothing and dies.

"I am glonking out in COD!"

by Glonkman May 18, 2020

glork

A computer programming reference to any stable program that suddenly becomes unstable, usually through faulty programming.

A partial or complete system crash, resulting in lost data, time, braincells, hair, and tears.

Also, a term to express frustration when this happens. Used as an expletive.

Originally, also meant to slowly grasp a concept through context, but that is now known as glark.

"I was so close to finishing my program, when my computer glorked itself."

"Glork!! It's gone!"

by NuclearConfusion July 5, 2006

Glonky

Excessively high to the point you can barely form a coherent sentence.

Cuban slang origin

See also "Zooted"

Im friggin glonky dude

by MrWorldwide305 April 27, 2023

glork

To kill someone, particular in an execution.

"The king's order is to glork the prisoner"

by ac1983fan August 6, 2007

Glork

A fork that can glow, hence a glow fork (glork).

A: Have you bought the new glork merchandise? Now you can eat your burnt mac & cheese with it!
B: Nah, I got the shark mouse pad instead...

by Kelfran November 28, 2020