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Gorken

Gorken is a really great person. He's super kind and generous and has the most contagious laugh. He's obsessed with his sexy cars and if you ask he'll let u ride ;) he's hilarious and you won't want to miss the opportunity to be his friend
Gorken is super cool
I'm friends with Gorken
Gorken is my slave
by Dave! September 3, 2021
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glockenspeil

Someone who walks with no destination. The only thing that differentiates a glockenspeil, from a bum, is a dwelling to call their own.
WHOA, you hit that glockenspeil in the head with candycorn! That's okay he always walks around here. I've done it before.
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glorienteering

Glamorous form of Orienteering which includes latest trends athletic-wear. Non-smelly shower and change facilities post race.
And for multiple day races; accommodation of a high standard, preferably including a buffet breakfast.
Are we going glorienteering this weekend?
by KSlet May 31, 2014
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Glockenturmphobia

Guy: I can’t come over I got Glockenturmphobia so maybe some other time
by EspDia January 3, 2023
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glockenspiel

A person who enjoys skiing, hiking, family activities, and manual labor. Often will possess or wear an obscene amount of L.L. Bean merchandise and/or flannel. Typically of nordic descent and outwardly liberal while still relatively disapproving of all other races. WARNING: Glockenspiels may not have cable or even televisions and males often maintain red facial hair.
Did you see all those damn glockenspiels at the Merrill boot outlet in Vermont? They told me to put out my cigarette in the parking lot!
by Allenthecat November 29, 2011
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glockenspiel

a bong, sometimes a pipe. Pronounced as German-sounding as possible

GLOCKENSCHHPIEL!
Maestro! Pass the glockenspiel.
by Mægz October 1, 2006
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glockenshpiel

Wow! That leprechaun really knows how to play the glockenshpiel!
by Mrs. McGillocuddy September 12, 2009
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