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Glonkerkle 

When you’re listening to a song that is really emotionally fitting, on a streaming service, and you are scrolling through your library and accidentally play another song, thus ruining the emotional connection.
Oh fuck. I was listening to “Solar Song” by Alcest, and I accidentally clicked on “Volcanic Birth” by Dragged Into Sunlight, and even though that song kicks absolute ass, I was in a great mood and alcest was much more fitting. I got Glonkerkle.
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Look at that glonker over there. Everyone loves a glonker.
glonker by WowGeeWhiz September 25, 2023
The times between 10:00am and 12:00pm
I hope you had a shanka glonkis, mine was alright.
Glonkis by Glonkisolicious December 19, 2022
An abnormally good quality/potency; term used to describe an advanced mind stupor resulting from recent drug use.
Man, you have to try this new bud its some of that gonkie shit.
gonkie by ChronicKnight November 18, 2015
Goonkie or Goonkist is a Runescape player who belongs to the clan of Chivalry Legions. It is commonly believed she should change her IRC name.
Goonkie, change your nick! C'mon!
Goonkie by Goodboy7557 June 16, 2011
Alexia Reñee Lujan, aka the glon, a person who sends it too much and ends up making out with greasy haired people
“Stop being such a glonie” “I can’t I love sending it
Glonie by mrg___ July 6, 2018