gorkin it

To wear a sweatshirt without a shirt underneath

Steve was gorkin it hard this morning.

I debated changing, but decided to gork it.

by Keepthepace March 20, 2017

Garking

A Moderator for the Youtuber Cynical Reviews and an admin for the Youtuber SGT Ducky.
Soon to appear on podcast with the latter named.

Stan - "Hey did you see that episode of What's The Quack with Garking?"

Ryan - "Not Yet Stan! Ill Check It out!"

by Djmeffy December 31, 2020

shmerkin ur' gerkin

jerkin your plirkin; all up in your flirkin; also nuirkin your glishirkin could be translated to "isolated self manipulation of ones genitals" founded in 1850 by world renowned explorer Sir Edward Lithius Longfellow Shmerkin; while stranded in isolation on an east african island he had to "shmerk his gerk" in order to pass the days.

Domo! are you shmerkin ur' gerkin? i asked as he sat all alone in the cold dark corner.

by Sir Edward Lithius Longfellow Shmerkin December 29, 2007

girkica

a reference to the female knight Sir Girkica from Arthurian fiction, usually attributed to females with similar qualities such as wearing hair bound in a ponytail, being hesitant, often in the context of giving dares to other people, and being reluctant to sing.

She's definitely a Sir Girkica!

by jasoncerbet May 23, 2011

jerkin-gerkin-heimer

Adolescent boy who has pictures of naked women on his bedroom walls.

Man, that kid with the nudy posters is such a jerkin-gerkin-heimer. gerkin-heimergerkin heimer

by rbnightmare May 18, 2009

jerkin the gerkin

Beating off, paddling the pud, spanking the monkey, rubbing the meat.

by matt October 28, 2003

jerkin your gerkin

masturbating, wasting time.

"whats taking you so long? you jerkin your gerkin?"

by andyrizz August 21, 2008