When a person cannot perform a proper greeting - handshake, high-five, etc.
Can also be applicable to verbal greetings as well.
Can also be applicable to verbal greetings as well.
Physical - "Man, Cletus always crushes my hand when he shakes it, I think he has a greeting disorder."
Verbal - "Steve always calls everyone a D-Bag when he meets them. That jerk has a real greeting disorder."
Verbal - "Steve always calls everyone a D-Bag when he meets them. That jerk has a real greeting disorder."
by hawtcore December 12, 2010
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Get the geetika mug.Aye,I wis pure greetin' when I burned my eyes wi' my straighteners.
Laura wis overcome wi' emotion and grut fan she graduated in Fire Science.
Laura wis overcome wi' emotion and grut fan she graduated in Fire Science.
by Ruth and Joanne May 12, 2008
Get the greetin' mug.A pedicure or manicure where one paints over existing chipped nail polish before going to a special event. Usually done after shaving legs in sink. Etymology: ghett(o)- (man)icure/(ped)icure
I wanted to wear my peeptoe pumps to the partay, but my toenail polish was chipped & peeled. So I gave myself a ghetticure.
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Used by many beings, including aliens and abnormal people. Used to say hello, while confusing the other person, normally into silence.
by Dragon MkII July 24, 2004
Get the Greetings mug.A sound that emits from the mouth of one or more females when they run into one another after not seeing each other for no more than 2 hours. Even worse when the two females have not seen each other in months.
Observer #1: "WTF is that noise coming from those girls?"
Observer #2: "That my friend is the pterodactyl greeting for when two girls haven't seen each other since their first class of the day." (Observer #2 proceeds to flap their arms like a pterodactyl and mimic the screeching of the prehistoric beast.)
Observer #2: "That my friend is the pterodactyl greeting for when two girls haven't seen each other since their first class of the day." (Observer #2 proceeds to flap their arms like a pterodactyl and mimic the screeching of the prehistoric beast.)
by iseeeverthing December 24, 2010
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