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Gestapo

Verb: To slap or punch a sleeping person with the intent to cause as much pain as possible, usually in a group, continuing after the person has awakened.
I hardly got any sleep last night. I must have been gestapoed about twenty times, at least.
by joeyjoeymc December 11, 2011
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Gestapo

Right but what about the weaponized schizophrenia Matt? What's to stop a group of people from totally and completely diverting the natural path of somebody else's life by collectivizing to pretend they have a mental illness they don't actually have?
Hym "Gestapo? They weren't gestapo while Obama was deporting more people then Trump. But your silence on the weaponized schizophrenia is deafening and also tone-deaf when juxtaposed to the concern you purport to have regarding IMPOSTERS OF ICE AGENTS! What about ME imposters? What's to stop people from impersonating ME and then raping your daughter? NOT MATT DILLAHUNTY THAT'S FOR SURE!"
by Hym Iam July 16, 2025
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Gestapo Garage

An early-'40's-era Deutschland-based facility staffed by highly-skilled SS agents who could magically and instantly get a car to run and perform perfectly with just a simple touch. Just ask Baron von Trapp, who personally witnessed the group's miraculous mechanical-capabilities after he and his family unexpectedly encountered said group while they were pushing their automobile out of their driveway, and --- at his supervisor's command to "repair Herr von Trapp's car, so that it will start"--- one of the agents easily fired up the car's motor on the first try.
The Gestapo Garage may indeed have been exceptionally adept at making seemingly-disabled vehicles start up and operate perfectly, but the problem was that they tended to show up without your ever having sent for them, and performing "repairs" that you'd just as soon not have had done at that particular time.
by QuacksO June 12, 2019
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gestapo tactics

When a protester or activist from a perceived as left-leaning organization asks a reporter to turn off his camera. Not to be confused with using deep subterfuge to infiltrate an organization, filming a conversation using a hidden camera, releasing clips of said video without proper context used by a fake news network to inflame members of Congress to withhold funding for infrastructure or doing necessary government business unrelated to the misrepresented organization.
Bill O’Reilly teed off on the growing Black Lives Matter movement on Wednesday, and accused the group of trying to intimidate reporters with “gestapo tactics.” Source: www.thewrap.com/bill-oreilly-thinks-black-lives-matter-pulling-radical-gestapo-tactics-says-hes-covered-black-murder-the-most-video/
by stapler34 August 31, 2015
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gestapo tab

Coined to define the ‘for you’ tab on Twitter, which has a constant feed of right wing political views.
Hey have you clicked the Gestapo tab today, they’re saying their going to start taxing air…
by anonymous March 23, 2023
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Condo Gestapo

A resident who volunteers to observe and report minor violations to the condo association on a regular basis, with identity unknown to other residents.
Another letter from the Condo Gestapo. Apparently this time the trash can was out before 7pm. Who is this guy?
by Project6195 June 28, 2012
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Granny Gestapo

The elderly female employees stationed at the entrance to Walmart stores. The purpose of the Granny Gestapo is to make honest Walmart shoppers feel like shoplifters as they attempt to leave the store. Once Walmart has your money, the Granny Gestapo carefully searches through your purchases item by item to make sure that each one matches your receipt precisely. Also known as Walmart security or as people greeters.
The Walmart checker was too lazy to bag the toilet paper, so I was strip searched by the Granny Gestapo when I tried to leave the store.
by Sam Walton December 15, 2008
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