Germinate the Salad

When I told him to germinate the salad, he knew to bust a nut in my b-hole.

My girlfriend wasn't into tossing, so I suggested germinating her salad.

by Alimew November 26, 2022

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Kevin the gerbil

Originally Kevin the gerbil was (ITV's) Roland rats' best friend. These days it can be applied to anyone called Kevin. Although this conjures up the idea of a man called Kevin inserting a small rodent into his anal passage this is not entirely correct. Kevin the gerbil's are fun, friendly, and a bit of a jack the lad, they are usually the life and soul of the party

That Kevin the gerbil is a right laugh.

The first person called Kevin the gerbil apparently lives in the mountains of North Wales, although this hasn't been fully authenticated

by Rich the stitch July 17, 2012

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gremillion

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1. (verb) To misjudge or make an epic mistake but blame others.
2. (adjective) Emotionally revolting, mean, petulant, or unnecessarily hostile.
3. (interjection) Used to express exasperation, especially regarding ones stupidity and/or lack of self-examination.

Girl, your gremillioning caused this whole situation.

Your gremillioned attitude is what cost you the Ms. Universe crown.

Gremillion?!

by masturyoda July 12, 2014

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gerbil circus

when someone lets a particularly noxious fart, usually in a confined area like the cab of a fire truck, so bad in fact, that it smells as if the gerbils from Richard Gere's ass were performing a trapeze act while suspended from the air conditioning vents.

firefighter 1: dude! you stink!
firefighter 2: oh i know, i'm terrible today!
firefighter 3: JEE-sus! smells like a fuckin gerbil circus in here!

by dick dykstra March 23, 2011

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