Joe Gatto

Eating a massive amount of pastry in one sitting. Usually a package meant for multiple people.

Are you about to Joe Gatto that whole cheese danish?

by Therilz October 31, 2021

Arnett Gaston

One of the most popular criminology and criminal justice professors at the University of Maryland College Park. Gaston had held the positions of First Deputy Commissioner, NYC Department of Correction, Chief of Management and Planning, NYC Department of Correction, Chief of Rikers Island, NYC Department of Correction and the Director of Corrections, Prince Georges County, MD. Gaston is known around campus for his yellow Hummer H2, and his hilarious and entertaining stories from his years in law enforcement and corrections.

"Yo, the class taught by Arnett Gaston is sick, that guy used to run shit up at Rikers."

by Maximus12 January 9, 2009

The Gatto

When someone is in the middle of using a urinal and another person sneaks up behind them and kisses them on the back of their neck.

Sal: *pissing in urinal*
Joe: *kisses Sals nape*
Sal: Did you just give me The Gatto?

by Not coach Randy March 28, 2019

Joe Gatto

Joe Gatto is one of the funnier guys on the infamous show on Trutv called Impractical Jokers!
Sal Vulcano is the cutest one!
Brian 'Q' Quinn is the "wise" one! LOL
James 'Murr' Murray is the one that had to wear a wig for the ENTIRE SEASON!!!!

Joe Gatto! It's you! I'm such a fan! Your on Impractical Jokers! RIGHT!?? Can I get a picture! Is this your punishment? You had to work in the fast food restaurant! You guys are HILARIOUS! Where are the 4 guys?

by My dogs are cute! March 5, 2021

joe gatto

Joe gatto is a fat guy who stars on impractical jokers and he's pretty chill

Joe gatto yeah I know that fat one

by Robbie (skrrrttt) December 24, 2016

Gastonia

A town on the outskirts of Charlotte aka the GAS HOUSE where hella hoes & white people live. Everyone fucks for free & meet @ cookout after the games. Everyone raps & smokes cannabis. 12 be hot af. & people get exposed on the Facebook lock up page & they war on 4th of July

I’m just trying to make it out Gastonia

by Shabooya689 June 10, 2019

Gaytoned

A word used when someone has followed through, or accidentally shit themselves around a group of people.

- Hey dude...pull my finger!
- *pulls*
- Uh Oh *wide eyes*
- DUDE! YOU JUST GAYTONED!

by gaytonedmyself April 3, 2011