identity-gaseous

Describing someone whose identity is beyond fluid.

Not to be outdone, upon learning about the gender-fluid crowd David decided to be identity-gaseous.

by MinistryOfDEW November 09, 2019

gaseous asseous

a boiling sensation or urge in the stomach caused by eating {constipation} driven foods such as beans or cheesy dishes which fills the stomach up with gas/pressure causing small {explotions} through the anus.

Timmy always has a gaseous asseous after eating Ihop

by Jr142011 September 02, 2008

gaseous anus

A condition where you just cannot stop farting.

Oops, there goes my gaseous anus letting out too much bad odours again.

by Avoura December 02, 2005

gaseous arsus

Same as gaseous anus, where you cannot stop farting out gas from your bottom

Oops, that curry has given me a gaseous arsus

by Avoura December 05, 2005

gaseous clay

a person who is farting alot.

(farting sound) Damn, You can call me gaseous clay

by DMo June 24, 2003

Gaseous Inhalement

To suck ones fart through a straw. Commonly takes place at drunken orgies during foreplay, but occasionly has been known to happen at family parties. Sometimes a residue is left in the straw and vomiting is imminent. Further inhalment ensues in practically eating excrement.

Guy 1 - Hey... what the fuck areyou doing? get that straw out of my ass!

Guy 2 - Chill Grandad, i was just partaking in an act of Gaseous Inhalement.

by Questosterone February 25, 2011

Gaseous Cracker

A white person with an excessive amount of gas.

Once the Gaseous Cracker has released it’s deadly fumes it can reach within a mile radius, known as the red zone. The next zone is known as the blue zone, where if inhaled can cause vomiting, diarrhea, hallucinations, and sometimes death.

by Sparky_lumps December 08, 2020