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Garage Sale 

When a skier/snowboarder wipes out HARD. Usually results in eqipment going one way, clothes and goggles going another way, and the actual person eating shit.
Guy 1 on the chairlift: Dude did you see that shit!
Guy 2 on the chairlift: I know man, poor guy had a complete garage sale.
Garage Sale by Kanary November 16, 2010

garage sale 

If 'garage sale' was an innuendo for anal sex I would snicker more on weekends
garage sale by buckeh November 29, 2013

garage sale 

A bunch of junk is in someones garage that is trying to be sold. Everything is dirt cheap. See yard sale.
garage sale by Anonymous August 31, 2003

garage sale 

A term used to loosely say,"I need money."This is commonly used in such places as The Hood. If the term is used in a richer society,it is defined as "Please take my old things,I have no more use for them."
"They cut off my welfare,so I sold my t.v. in a garage sale"
garage sale by Justin August 30, 2003

garage sale 

The re-sale of old items that have collected in parts of the house (often the basement of the garage). Dominated primarily by lower-class citizens or senior citizens.
"If you haven't used it in 6th months, I think it's safe to sell it in the garage sale."
garage sale by Kristen December 1, 2003

garage sale 

A peculiarly middle-to-lower class phenomonen where the chiuldren of a household sell all their parents belongings at the weekend claiming poverty.
It works well on two levels for the children as:
1) they get the proceeds of the sale and
2) they get a pocket money raise because the parents feel guilty for not giving them enough pocket money in the first place

Sometimes used to fence stolen car stereos in the more dungeoneous povo estates
Mother: Have you seen my vibrator darling? I've looked everywhere for it...
Father: Oh God, I think the kids have just had a garage sale. I swear I saw Mrs Fisk from number 18 walking home with a smile on her face.
garage sale by Surgeon_General September 1, 2003