There is constipated and there is gassperated. Gassperated is quite a bit worse than constipated. Your whole chest hurts tremendously, you walk as if you have osteoporosis, and you are constantly clutching your belly.
And even as you are on the toilet, nothing comes out, not a sound, not even gas. You feel as if you need medical intervention.
And even as you are on the toilet, nothing comes out, not a sound, not even gas. You feel as if you need medical intervention.
by dw8177 July 30, 2017
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I hate today was a lawn gassed day.
I hate that was a lawn gassed road trip.
I hate that was a lawn gassed recital.
I hate that was a lawn gassed road trip.
I hate that was a lawn gassed recital.
by LogicManRI January 21, 2013
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The man with the power... to move you.
The man with the power... to move you.
Jack Black: Kyle, if I was in a wheelchair, would you visit me? Feed me? Brush my teeth?
Kyle Gass: Yes.
JB: Would you read to me?
KG: Why couldn't you read?
JB: Just don't want to.
KG: Yes.
JB: Would you take a bullet for me?
KG: No.
Kyle Gass: Yes.
JB: Would you read to me?
KG: Why couldn't you read?
JB: Just don't want to.
KG: Yes.
JB: Would you take a bullet for me?
KG: No.
by The Troll June 29, 2006
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Mireille: Woah, did you see that Gassia?
Angela: Yea, she's so cool!
Mireille: I know! I wish I was as cool as the Gassia.
Angela: Yea, she's so cool!
Mireille: I know! I wish I was as cool as the Gassia.
by Me-Dog June 11, 2011
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One who follows in the teachings of Gabism. The primary philosophical doctrine of a Gabist is the eternal mystery of "What is fudge?" The first of these enlightened folk was Gabriel Alexander Benjamin Long, who founded this religion in 2014.
One who follows in the teachings of Gabism. The primary philosophical doctrine of a Gabist is the eternal mystery of "What is fudge?" The first of these enlightened folk was Gabriel Alexander Benjamin Long, who founded this religion in 2014.
Once a man walked into a room. He looked at everyone in the room and found a man, a Blacksican to be specific. He sat beside the man, and the man was scratching his head. In front of him was a piece of paper. All over, it said, "What is Fudge?" I asked him what this was all about. He stood up, and ripped his shirt off! He pounded his chest in Tarzan style! He let out a mighty grunt! He started reiterating, "Bad! Bad! Bad!" Immediately, everyone in the room received an epiphany! They all went to the fudge store and bought fudge! They later went on to become gabists, preaching the teachings of Gabriel Alexander Benjamin Long, as the found his name to be.
-From the Book of Gabe, Second Gabylonians 11 : 54
-From the Book of Gabe, Second Gabylonians 11 : 54
by thescribeofgabe March 1, 2007
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Husband: bends over letting one rip and says: “gassy-ass senorita” and smiles. BTW he’s making a full recovery in the hospital!
Husband: bends over letting one rip and says: “gassy-ass senorita” and smiles. BTW he’s making a full recovery in the hospital!
by Sambiase April 14, 2019
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