gurk

A gurk - One who downloads more porn than anyone else in a 300 mile radius.

scott is a gurk.

by Gicklepotomus February 21, 2003

Gurk

asking someone can they hit that or fuck

Girl- what up
Boy- yoh shawty when you gonna let me gurk

by jamie and kev October 23, 2006

gurk

a big girl who preys on drunk men

Ended up makin out with this gurk last night, she got me again.

by Rocky1989 December 12, 2009

Gurk

The act of destroying a bridge by dropping a bomb from an aircraft. Mostly used when the bridge in question are being destroyed for personal enjoyment or in an effort to ward off boredom.

Rather then bringing my unused bombs back to the Aircraft Carrier, I used them to gurk bridges I passed on the way.

by launchedsquid April 20, 2019

gurk

The opposite of geek .

(Generally) - Lacking in the knowledge of the technical and textual

complexities of the Internet .

I am a computer gurk .

by E - FUMBLER October 10, 2008

gurk

1. bevy lord
2. general party attender

1. "Awww watch Alison down that vodka, she's such a gurk!"
2. "Let's attend Sebastion's party this weekend because we're such gurks"

by Jazwaz January 13, 2014

Gurk

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by GurkGurk February 14, 2019