gurk

The opposite of geek .

(Generally) - Lacking in the knowledge of the technical and textual

complexities of the Internet .

I am a computer gurk .

gurk by E - FUMBLER October 10, 2008

gurk

1. bevy lord
2. general party attender

1. "Awww watch Alison down that vodka, she's such a gurk!"
2. "Let's attend Sebastion's party this weekend because we're such gurks"

gurk by Jazwaz January 13, 2014

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Gurk by GurkGurk February 14, 2019

gurk

to puke or vomit, or to insult a girl you don't like when she says hi

girl says "hello" you say "oh i'm gonna gurk" and promptly run away from the fatty

gurk by kellyshawn August 9, 2006

gurk

Another name for a masturbating penis. Often used in combination with the verb "jerk" or "turk".

"I accidentally shoved a splintery pencil up my penis-hole while I was jerkin' the gurk."
"I enjoy gurkin' the turk in public."

gurk by DeathMonsterBloodMongerNoWarInIraq! November 21, 2004

gurk

A romantic interest

1. David and Billy found a gurk on Roblox

2. She my gurk, She just doesn't know it yet!

3. David, Billy, and Quinten from Lagful Paradise founded the word gurk

gurk by JeffTheCanadian March 3, 2019

Gurk

A lame person, who always needs to make their lameness visible and heard which eventually ruins the fun.

A gurk is derived from a Dutch pronunciation of the word ''kurk'' which is the corky part of a Birkenstock's sole.

-Lisa ruined our plans again, now we have to change the entire vacation last-minute!
-She is such a gurk!!!
-Johny only talks about his job and how exhausted and busy he is.
-What a gurk!

Gurk by SlonkaThony December 16, 2022