Grunk

The dirty, sad, decaying remnants of plowed snow mounds.

A week after the snow storm, Grunk littered the mall parking lot.

by Dutch2762 April 6, 2014

Grunk

an irrational, idiotic manbaby. The name derives from the latin word Gruuknalia (meaning uncontrollable rage). A grunk is a person who is incapable of basic human speech and communicates only via grunts, shrugs and inchorent crying. Many teachers at a school will try to take care of a grunk and try to contain him. But from the Non-stop screaming and shaking to the constant barrage of fully used diapers, grunk(s) will usually be distributed and sent to the SCP foundation to be contained securely.

"Have you seen Greg recently? He's been out of control and acting erratically..."
"I don't know, i'm suspicious he might be a Grunk."

by Crustacean King November 20, 2018

grunk

Musical genre 'Grunk'. Stands for Grunge Funk but not limited to just 2 genres. Limitless music.

Example 1:
"John Smith Quintet is the first 'Grunk' band"

Example 2:
"Lets play some Grunk"

by Jacob McDonald April 17, 2008

grunked

the art of a male spraying ejaculents onto the female head,then shaving it off and endulging in devouring it in a sandwich,this may be done without consent from the female.

" i totally grunked her up man!"

by CH77 June 18, 2009

grunk

A contraction of the adjectives "gay" and "drunk". A condition resulting from an abnormally large intake of alcohol; where an otherwise heterosexual male exhibits overtly homosexual behavior.

"Andy was totally grunk last night. He kept grabbing my ass and rubbing against me on the dance floor."

by Adam Galvan December 12, 2004

grunk

The amazingly new undiscovered musical orgasm to the ear, mind, body and soul known as grunge-funk

Example 1
"Dude what's this awesome music?"
"That my good chum is uncut dirty grunk!"

Example 2
"I think grunge is good and all but its so depressing"
"All you need my friend is a hot injection of groove... GRUNK IT UP!"

by Jack Pack August 1, 2007

Grunk

A straight person who has gay tendencies when they get drunk.

Acting gay when getting drunk. Example: "Did you see Greg the other night, he had a six pack of beer and he was acting like a Grunk!"

by Matthew Ivy September 28, 2013