Grandma!

What you say if a grandma is flying towards you.

Person 1:Grandma!
Person 2:What?
*KERASH*

by TheWiggidy November 1, 2003

Grandma

Duhhh the woman who feeds u cookies and gives you smooches/kisses but she calls it smooching:) also the woman who is super smart and tells u things you should not know at ur age ;/

Grandma better be a woman

by Spritelife_savage June 7, 2020

grandma

(Verb) To cheat at on-line poker by having more than one account. It originated when a cheater confessed and said he had originally set up the second account for his "grandma."

If you grandma you can really make a lot of money playing on-line poker.

by bigbadben April 12, 2006

Grandma

A response when the guilty party is unknown, or when the person responsible does not want to incriminate themselves.

Joe:Hey, who drank the last Pepsi Twist?
Mary:Grandma

by This Guy December 23, 2004

Grandma

Someone who is a slow reactor to things.

A slow driver-"Come on grandma".
A person who is slow in conversations then clicks on when it's finished-"Your too slow grandma we've just finished that conversation".
Someone who's slow to get things-"Hurry up grandma your taking to long".

by NGAWAI WIGGINS October 2, 2005

Grandma

Best person ever.
She...
Makes you cookies.
Gives you hugs and kisses.
Unconditional love even when she doesn’t understand.
Really humorous.
Good cooking.
Essentially a “Mom”, but squared. Haha, get it?
Doesn’t ramble when they don’t have to.

Tom: I’m going to grandma’s house this weekend!
Matt: Dude.. so lucky!

by weird eye the science guy March 3, 2019

grandma

A person who looks and acts older than they should.

Why is she wearing sweat pants and reading "The Six Stages Of Menopause"? She is such a grandma, yet she's only 16!

by Elton April 8, 2003