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The sort of bird that you get matched with on dating sites. Never mind that you're a thirtysomething singleton who's still got their ex from 6 years ago on a pedestal, with the beginnings of male pattern baldness and a teeth that haven't been whitened, honest!

A gopper tends to that girl that you went with when you were 17 because you knew she would put out on the way home from burger king.. Not generally known for their looks or litheness, their elegance, or decent binocular vision. A gopper is considered as undesireable by your initial, superficial inbox-based reckonings, but if truth be known, a little mouth-breathing and obsessing over unicorn paraphernalia is offset by the ease with which you find your fingers entering her foaming, slightly sweaty smelling vagina in the corner of the cinema car park.. You dirty boy.
Lad 1: what about her?
Lad 2: oh mate, she's a gopper!
Gopper by Sumfacthunt July 29, 2013
A lad with an impossibly poor opinion of good breakfast cereals
He thinks Rice Krispies are an S-tier cereal? What a gopper!
Gopper by Maxximussy May 15, 2022

gilly gopper

When your girl gives you that Thanksgiving deep throat BJ and imitates a turkey call. “bLbLuhLuhLuHH”
Hey Miriam, since it’s Thanksgiving can I get that gilly gopper
gilly gopper by Enot666zepol November 26, 2020

dopple gopper 

dude my dopple gopper is itchy as hell
dopple gopper by mike May 13, 2005

gilly gopper V2 

When she gives you the gobble gobble so good you question whether or not you’re making the turkey sounds
Man she gave me that gg ( gilly gopper V2) V2 and had me sounding like a hungry ass turkey.
gilly gopper V2 by anonymous November 30, 2020

Penis gopper 

When someone has an overly obsessive obsession with genitals
he's a Penis gopper and it's creeping me out.