Gopper

An ugly girl from the North East of England

Eeeee - she's a proper gopper that one

by GingerGod March 30, 2011

Gopper

An overweight slapper with extremely large feet.

Cop the state of that gopper!

by Sir Stamford Raffles November 10, 2018

Gopper

A bopper that thinks they're goth. Or a goth that hangs out with boppers.

She think's shes so goth but she's a gopper because she likes emily strange.

by 4everblackeyed March 16, 2005

GOPper

Mindless lemming of the Grand Old Party; a blind follower of the Republican Party. An adherent of the "My party, right or wrong" philosophy. A conservative tool. A Republican fool.

The hand-picked crowd of GOPpers lobbed softball questions to their fearless leader.

by Saitia June 6, 2009

gopper

Male gopper tends to be lanky, walks with head bent down and slightly to one side. Usually holds mouth open involutarily, saliva commonly found at sides of the mouth.
Male tends to remain a virgin unless he has access to money.
Female gopper, not known for social graces. Tends to be sensitive and goes cross eyed when upset.
Both sexes appear to suffer some kind of speech affliction.
Both sexes become hysterical when asked a difficult question.

Famous goppers include; Gordon Brown, Jonathan Ross, Gordon Ramsey, Jade Goody, Tracy Emin and Carol Thatcher.

by lawlessgirl April 6, 2007

Goppers

The opposite of poggers.

Dude 1: Yo bro my mom fucking died.
Dude 2: Goppers

by CHuffCityBoys November 30, 2020

gopper

young lady who will wear a pearl necklace for all comers

she lay back and squeezed her enormous mammaries, while I gave her a pearl necklace

by harikrishna69 November 14, 2004