gobbler 

1) A male turkey.
2) A woman of loose morals. Short for cockgobbler.

1) "Son, I can't believe you brought that big ol' gobbler home for Thanksgiving dinner. I'm so proud of you."
2) "Son, I can't believe you brought that big ol' gobbler home for Thanksgiving dinner. You're a disgrace to this family...and so is your grandfather, who paid that fat skank $20 for a hummer."

gobbler by Nicholas D May 8, 2007

gobbler 

one who gobbles on the cock

wow look a that gobbbler sucking a dick over there

gobbler by |21C3 |2\_/135 April 2, 2003

gobbler 

A Gobbler is when a person lets their nuts hang out of the zipper on their pants, then runs around in front of people screaming, "Gobble, gobble, gobble!" This refers to the resemblance of a person's nut sack and a turkeys "snood" (The flap of skin that hangs over the turkey's beak).

(Pulls out nuts out and lets them hang out of pants) Hey, yall! Check out my Gobbler! Gobble, gobble, gobble!

gobbler by DaFoo July 19, 2004

gobbler 

Gobbler refers to a person partaking in the art of gobbling, of which many variations are present. The most notable presentation of the previously mentioned craft was performed by the mysterious man appearing in a web video on "merryholidays.org", whom therefore is simply referred to as "the gobbler".

Many tales are present about the origin of the betold video, of which one states that the gobbler is an ex army member.

By analyzing the video material one could reproduce the act of gobbling, though only a few reach mastery in this complicated craft.

To properly gobble on par with the gobbler, it requires a variety of resources:
a bucket
a turkey(from here on referred to as Mrs. Turkey)
a banana
a paddle
a blow up doll "type man"
a blow up doll "type pig"
a pumpkin(from here on referred to as Mr. Pumpkin)
firework
a spanking partner
a pair of boots
a christmas hat
a tape copy of "who let the dogs out"

The act of gobbling would take a long time to elaborate on here are some shouting quotes which are quint essential for obtaining mastery:

"gobble, gobble!"
"And Mrs. Turkey came to visit!"
"Oughuuuu!"
"Fuck me Mr. Pumpkin."
"Yes sir."
"gobble, gobble, gobble!"

Gobbler: Gobble, Gobble!

gobbler by Mr.Pumpkin July 3, 2012

gobbler 

When a girl is so skinny that her clit hangs out of her vagina.

What the hell?!?! That skinny bitch has a gobbler! Disgusting!!

gobbler by fukmaster312 December 31, 2006

Gobbler 

A practical joke where the joker allows his scrotum to get a nasty bright red sunburn, then drapes it over a sleeping/drunk victim's nose, where it resembles a male turkey, then snaps several pictures to humiliate the person when they wake/sober up.

Dude I gave Lloyd a serious Gobbler last night when he passed out!!!

Gobbler by lasexoristo July 6, 2006

gobbler 

the "double-chin" or the fat beneath the chinbone. Derived from the skin that roosters have under their beaks. Subject Example: Brian Sweeney.

Dude you have a massive gobbler!

gobbler by Joseph J May 28, 2003