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gerkin' your gerkin

Dude, my mom walked in on me while I was buffin the ruby!
by Wayne January 2, 2004
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gerkin' your gerkin

ew i went into the men's room and there was some old fucker jerkin' his gerkin
by Homer Phobic November 11, 2002
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gerkin

A very, very tall and very,very thin person.
Jeeze, that guy is a gerkin!
by Simon May 13, 2005
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Gerkin

Another term for black person because of the similarity of a dark little pickle.
"Hey gerkin!! Get the hell away from my bike..."
by pete finlay April 15, 2003
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gerkin cock

A very small penis similar to the size and shape of a gerkin pickle.
I feel bad for Chris. With his little gerkin cock he can barely jerk off, let alone please a woman.
by cobbnobbler December 29, 2009
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surfin' a gerkin

having sex with a man with a small penis that resembles a gerkin.
Having sex with him was like surfin' a gerkin. It was so small, I couldn't even feel anything!
by Catherine M. February 6, 2006
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jerkin the gerkin

Beating off, paddling the pud, spanking the monkey, rubbing the meat.
by matt October 28, 2003
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