gerkin' your gerkin

Buffin the ruby

Dude, my mom walked in on me while I was buffin the ruby!

by Wayne January 2, 2004

gerkin' your gerkin

Masterbaiting

ew i went into the men's room and there was some old fucker jerkin' his gerkin

by Homer Phobic November 11, 2002

gerkin

A very, very tall and very,very thin person.

Jeeze, that guy is a gerkin!

by Simon May 13, 2005

Gerkin

Another term for black person because of the similarity of a dark little pickle.

"Hey gerkin!! Get the hell away from my bike..."

by pete finlay April 15, 2003

gerkin cock

A very small penis similar to the size and shape of a gerkin pickle.

I feel bad for Chris. With his little gerkin cock he can barely jerk off, let alone please a woman.

by cobbnobbler December 29, 2009

surfin' a gerkin

having sex with a man with a small penis that resembles a gerkin.

Having sex with him was like surfin' a gerkin. It was so small, I couldn't even feel anything!

by Catherine M. February 6, 2006

jerkin the gerkin

Beating off, paddling the pud, spanking the monkey, rubbing the meat.

by matt October 28, 2003