this is the CORRECT answer to the age old question 'Spit or Swallow'. Spit or swallow is a trick question invented by men to check exactly how dirty the woman is. Women have never figured this out, spitting leads to the head being firmly held in place next time and swallowing results in us aiming at the eyes.
Spit or Swallow? Gargle!
by vojtart April 27, 2006
Get the garglemug. The partner fills their mouth with water and gargles it, and the male inserts his testicles into the water thats being gargled. (Note: Insert tesitcles one at a time in order to reduce the splash effect that would lower the water level in the mouth)
by The Godpadre May 9, 2007
Get the garglingmug. A murder of crows,
A prickle of porcupines,
A wisdom of wombats,
A zeal of zebras,
A gaggle of geese,
A gargle of gay men.
A prickle of porcupines,
A wisdom of wombats,
A zeal of zebras,
A gaggle of geese,
A gargle of gay men.
by Shubrick August 30, 2013
Get the Garglemug. C'mon down to the boozer for a few gargles, Shambo. All the lads are here and the gee is wall-to-wall.
by Gheorghe Hagi August 8, 2005
Get the garglemug. gargle is what my five roomies want me to do when they blow their loads in my mouth and want to see how much cum I'm going to swallow.
by USAF Cadet August 21, 2021
Get the garglemug. Popular in Mormon culture akin to soaking and durfing. It is when a girl sucks on the testicles of a dude instead of giving him a blowjob as to avoid the Judgement of the almighty
“Yo. Emileigh totally gargled this fetch out of me after seminary last night!! Slobbered on my boys real good!”
“Emileigh is wild for gargling you like that!”
“Emileigh is wild for gargling you like that!”
by L@mbch0ps August 10, 2023
Get the Garglingmug. The sexual practice in which you convince your girlfriend/wife/partner/whore to gargle on your baby gravy, then unexpectedly you uppercut her in the sternum screaming "SURPRISE" and avoiding the consequent rainbow of liquids.
Where's Katie?
In hospital with a punctured lung. Tyrone went a bit far when he Gargle Gargle Surprised her.
In hospital with a punctured lung. Tyrone went a bit far when he Gargle Gargle Surprised her.
by UrbanBob June 8, 2010
Get the Gargle Gargle Surprisemug.