Sexual foreplay act executed by packing baby powder into your ass crack, then ripping a fart into the face of your partner causing a dry cloud of hot talc laden stench to send her to orgasmic climax.
Girl- "Hey Jill. Your face looks pale, are you Ok?"
Jill- "Oh God I'm GREAT! Johnny hammered me with a dusty furnace. My eyes burned for a minute, but it was incredible!"
Jill- "Oh God I'm GREAT! Johnny hammered me with a dusty furnace. My eyes burned for a minute, but it was incredible!"
by JB 058 December 17, 2013
Get the dusty furnace mug.To take from another man's furnace, proclaiming your sexuality.
In Minecraft, when a man takes from another man's furnace, it is an act of flirtation. This, in turn, angers the gods.
In Minecraft, when a man takes from another man's furnace, it is an act of flirtation. This, in turn, angers the gods.
Carson: *takes iron*
Carson: "OH NO!"
Jschlatt: "What?!"
Carson: "No wonder God's mad. I took from the furnace."
Jschlatt: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Carson: "OH NO!"
Jschlatt: "What?!"
Carson: "No wonder God's mad. I took from the furnace."
Jschlatt: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
by ZubbyG January 24, 2020
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by Ned_Baf February 19, 2019
Get the service the furnace mug.A combination of a Cleveland steamer and a Dutch oven. You shit on your lovers chest and immediately trap the warmth and scent in by holding the covers over them.
by SteamFurnace October 3, 2020
Get the Steam furnace mug.In the Dream SMP (meaning Survival MultiPlayer), there was a joke created that standing on a crafting table meant to have sex, or more specifically, to give/receive a blowjob. (Search 'crafting table' for more info) Skeppy, one of the players on the Dream SMP, took that joke and extended it to include furnaces, saying that standing on a furnace was "worse." Only he knows what he truly meant, but the fandom took that to mean sex. For example, versions of the furnace jokes, instead of just receiving a blow job, the people "standing on a furnace" for each other do what you do with furnaces; you put your meat in one ;). There have also been jokes regarding enchanting tables, which is a step after that.
"George~, would you ever stand on a crafting table for me?"
George looked up at Dream's smiling face. He sighed and quietly responded,
"I would stand on a furnace for you."
Dream's smile dropped as he realized what that would entail. He quietly approached the smaller man.
"Would you now?" Dream asked, just as quietly. There's no way he could be serious. Right?
George stared back, unblinking, and then broke the eye contact. He wordlessly reached out and grabbed Dream's hand, led him to the kitchen, mined one of the stacks of furnaces down so that there was just one, and then climbed on top of it.
George smirked and stood up for a second before crouching so that their faces were level. George pulled Dream in for a kiss. After the two men severed the contact, Dream blushed profusely, climbed onto the furnace, and began to kiss his again with more fire and passion than before. One thing led to another, and Dream's dick ended up inside of George. Multiple times. And they made love in the kitchen for hours. George couldn't walk or remember his name afterwards.
George looked up at Dream's smiling face. He sighed and quietly responded,
"I would stand on a furnace for you."
Dream's smile dropped as he realized what that would entail. He quietly approached the smaller man.
"Would you now?" Dream asked, just as quietly. There's no way he could be serious. Right?
George stared back, unblinking, and then broke the eye contact. He wordlessly reached out and grabbed Dream's hand, led him to the kitchen, mined one of the stacks of furnaces down so that there was just one, and then climbed on top of it.
George smirked and stood up for a second before crouching so that their faces were level. George pulled Dream in for a kiss. After the two men severed the contact, Dream blushed profusely, climbed onto the furnace, and began to kiss his again with more fire and passion than before. One thing led to another, and Dream's dick ended up inside of George. Multiple times. And they made love in the kitchen for hours. George couldn't walk or remember his name afterwards.
by Aarvo April 5, 2021
Get the Furnace mug.When one has severe constipation then goes to taco bell and eats a fiery hot double decker taco thus resulting in the build up a steaming hot turd inside your rectal cavity.
I shouldn't of eatin that taco bell today since im constipated, now i have a steamy ass furnace and might shart my britches like a british bitch.
by Freeze040506 February 8, 2009
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