ur uncle a funcle

A phrase that you should use discreetly, as it is a very powerful insult. Using this phrase could really hurt someone's feeling bones. This phrase is so great that nothing else can compare.

Person 1 - ur mom gay
Person 2 - no u
Person 1 - ur dad lesbian
Person 2 - ur granny a tranny
Person 1 - ur grandpap a trap
Person 2 - ur uncle a funcle
Person 1 - *explodes into the size of World War I*

by smasher_69 May 27, 2018

funcle

a funcle is a fun uncle.

Funcles contract syphillis more than regular uncles

by seanscape September 2, 2005

Funcle

That one uncle that you have that is a little..TOO funky. Funky + Uncle = Funcle.

Some kid: "Hey, why can't you come to my party?"
You: "My funcle is in town..you know what that means."
Some kid: "SHOOT!"

by Marsh to the All August 5, 2010

Funcle Brett

single man with no children who smells like funky cheeses

funcle Brett is here, I haven't seen him yet but I can smell him

by Ferrari Papi September 30, 2017

funcled

When your uncle takes you down to his basement and shows you a good time and teaches you the art of the penis.

Niko was funcled by Joe.

by Nego the Negro October 1, 2020

Funcle

When your mum fucks your uncle thus, Funcle.

Chantal has funcle baby syndrome, her mum and uncle of bumped uglies.

by bobmarty December 28, 2022

Funcle

The funest and mostest fun to be around even/especially when drunk.

Person one: see my uncle over there .
Person two: yeah me must be a fun uncle.
Person one and two: Funcle!

by The13hairyArchdukeofWellington October 26, 2016