An unplanned "love child" as a result from ones unadvised decision to have sexual relations with the opposite sex without any form of protection.
Dude! Fuck, I can't believe I'm gonna be a dad!
Yeah maybe you should have worn a condom when you had sex with Alex so you wouldn't have created a fuckling.
Yeah maybe you should have worn a condom when you had sex with Alex so you wouldn't have created a fuckling.
by Steven mccormick October 28, 2007
Get the fuckling mug.1) A person who sees the connections between two or more fucked up situations.
2) Someone who engages in a fucked up activity.
3) An insult that denotes a persons idiocracy.
2) Someone who engages in a fucked up activity.
3) An insult that denotes a persons idiocracy.
1) "Ricky noticed three squirrels and a Dog fucking eachother. Ricky is a real fucklinker."
2) "Ricky fucked a child therefore he is a huge fucklinker."
3) "Shut up you stupid fucklinker"
2) "Ricky fucked a child therefore he is a huge fucklinker."
3) "Shut up you stupid fucklinker"
by Sweetsugargurl November 11, 2009
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1) The ruined punchline of a joke.
2) The unfunny punchline of a long winded joke
3) The line written which makes no sense and ruins an essay/article/exam
4) The articulate and well thought out phrase which you perfcted in your head and then your mouth spandled the shit out of it, making you sound like you need medication
2) The unfunny punchline of a long winded joke
3) The line written which makes no sense and ruins an essay/article/exam
4) The articulate and well thought out phrase which you perfcted in your head and then your mouth spandled the shit out of it, making you sound like you need medication
1) You are the linkest weak, goodbye!
2) You are the weakest link, goodbye!
3) "I failed! FAILED???!! But how??"
"There must be a fuckline in there somewhere."
4) "Oh yes, just like when you drithdrew all the cash and then flimmin'....whatever, yeah, but like YOU did it too, so whatever. Fuck you."
"Jesus, that was quite a fuckline."
2) You are the weakest link, goodbye!
3) "I failed! FAILED???!! But how??"
"There must be a fuckline in there somewhere."
4) "Oh yes, just like when you drithdrew all the cash and then flimmin'....whatever, yeah, but like YOU did it too, so whatever. Fuck you."
"Jesus, that was quite a fuckline."
by MagickDio November 7, 2012
Get the Fuckline mug.The kid in your class whos so fucking ugly or nerdy and unatractive , but grows up to be a kickass famous millionare
*At bobby joes house looking at highschool pics
Bobby Joe: Remeber that kid Bill gates?
Booby Jo: yeah....
Bobby Joe: well hes fucking rich now
Booby jo: what an ugly fuckling
Bobby Joe: Remeber that kid Bill gates?
Booby Jo: yeah....
Bobby Joe: well hes fucking rich now
Booby jo: what an ugly fuckling
by emmamelinda November 7, 2009
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by drfreeze December 11, 2006
Get the fuckling mug.A) Combination of fucked and buggered, broadly indicating irreparable damage
B) Incapacitated
C) A declaration of defeat, usually spoken sullenly
D) Unfair, unfortunate
B) Incapacitated
C) A declaration of defeat, usually spoken sullenly
D) Unfair, unfortunate
A) Seriously? The test is today? I didn't even study. I'm fuckbuggered!
B) Y'know, I thought it smelled bad, but I ate it anyway. Six hours later, I was totally fuckbuggered.
C) Your wife, the mother of your children, has exited the car and is marching down the street after finding a pair of panties under her seat that, in the normal three dimensions, would never stretch over her fat white ass. "Fuckbugger."
D) A friend, hearing the story above, says "Dude, that's fuckbuggered".
B) Y'know, I thought it smelled bad, but I ate it anyway. Six hours later, I was totally fuckbuggered.
C) Your wife, the mother of your children, has exited the car and is marching down the street after finding a pair of panties under her seat that, in the normal three dimensions, would never stretch over her fat white ass. "Fuckbugger."
D) A friend, hearing the story above, says "Dude, that's fuckbuggered".
by Dieter Palmito May 17, 2014
Get the fuckbuggered mug.Fuckbungler (n): A person who is incompetent in every capacity. They are so poor at everything, they literally cannot even fuck correctly. Hence the term, fuckbungler. One who bungles fucks.
by The Weasel of Truth November 28, 2015
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