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Fuckline 

1) The ruined punchline of a joke.
2) The unfunny punchline of a long winded joke
3) The line written which makes no sense and ruins an essay/article/exam
4) The articulate and well thought out phrase which you perfcted in your head and then your mouth spandled the shit out of it, making you sound like you need medication
1) You are the linkest weak, goodbye!

2) You are the weakest link, goodbye!

3) "I failed! FAILED???!! But how??"
"There must be a fuckline in there somewhere."
4) "Oh yes, just like when you drithdrew all the cash and then flimmin'....whatever, yeah, but like YOU did it too, so whatever. Fuck you."

"Jesus, that was quite a fuckline."
Fuckline by MagickDio November 7, 2012
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Fuckleneck 

Also known as fuck knuckle. When you're so fucking stupid knucklehead won't describe you. A complete and total dumbass.
That fuckleneck got arrested again.

Why do people fuck up and marry fucklenecks named Brandon or Jeffery?

That fuckleneck needs to be slapped.
Fuckleneck by Craci July 26, 2017
ADJ. Something that is the greatest. Only, it's not the greatest, it's the fuckinest.
Johnny Depp is the most fuckinest actor ever.
Fuckinest by Bonnie_and_Clyde101 November 19, 2009

Fucklings 

Multiple children conceived by unwed white trash women for the sole purpose of obtaining child support.
There goes that bitch with her gaggle of fucklings.

"Babies that are cute like a duckling, but the product of a fuck."
Fucklings by Murphy01 July 1, 2008

fuckling 

An unplanned "love child" as a result from ones unadvised decision to have sexual relations with the opposite sex without any form of protection.
Dude! Fuck, I can't believe I'm gonna be a dad!
Yeah maybe you should have worn a condom when you had sex with Alex so you wouldn't have created a fuckling.
fuckling by Steven mccormick October 28, 2007

Fucklinker 

1) A person who sees the connections between two or more fucked up situations.

2) Someone who engages in a fucked up activity.

3) An insult that denotes a persons idiocracy.
1) "Ricky noticed three squirrels and a Dog fucking eachother. Ricky is a real fucklinker."

2) "Ricky fucked a child therefore he is a huge fucklinker."

3) "Shut up you stupid fucklinker"
Fucklinker by Sweetsugargurl November 11, 2009

ugly fuckling 

The kid in your class whos so fucking ugly or nerdy and unatractive , but grows up to be a kickass famous millionare
*At bobby joes house looking at highschool pics

Bobby Joe: Remeber that kid Bill gates?

Booby Jo: yeah....

Bobby Joe: well hes fucking rich now

Booby jo: what an ugly fuckling
ugly fuckling by emmamelinda November 7, 2009
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