fuckniggered

Being so incredibly intoxicated, that left is right, and right is fuckniggered. This state can only be achieved when alcoholics decide alcohol is gross and is not a valuable supplement to their diet. You may have achieved this accomplishment if you have traveled through time to the next day, or numberous days if your are VERY fuckniggered, and your friends recite your previous 24-72 hours. Alchohol, marijuana, cocaine, and or any other unlawful drug may increase your chances of reaching this level of niggeredness. (See Niggeredness or Niggorance)

"Dude, I was fuckniggered last night...I had like 14 shots and a bucket of hooker spit."

"Hey man how drunk was I on a scale of one to ten, last Friday?" "You were fuckniggered, you slept with your best friend's daughter!"

Alex-"Dude I don't know what happened last weekend, the other day I woke up and went to piss and it fuckin burned like hell, I had this weird shit on my dick, but I don't know where it came from."
Steve-"Hey don't worry man, I had the same shit happen, I got fuckniggered one night and had sex with an 8 year old virgin and I woke up with anal warts."
Steve-"You were babysittin again weren't you?"
Alex-"Yep"

by Alex, Steve February 6, 2008

fucknigger

A nigger who is really fucked

Oh shit he's a fucknigger.

by heyhies January 13, 2017

fuckiversary

the anniversary of the first time you slept together.

Sarah: Yesterday was our fuckiversary. Our first date anniversary is next week.

Erica: Wow, you waited almost a year!

Sarah: Not exactly...

by EmmyJane January 13, 2008

fucklier

Fucklier someone that is fucking uglier and more unfuckable than the person you call fugly (fucking ugly)

He is Fucklier than Katy hopkins

by Lord pink January 8, 2017

Social Fuckwitery

The ability of one, without clue (being Clueless), to use emotion without logic or rational thought to argue their point. More often than not acted out by the Fuckwit

"Gay marriage is just wrong"

"Why is that"

"Because it makes me feel sick"

"Mate, that is plain Social Fuckwitery "

by Jasmay November 25, 2013

fuckfinger

Your middle finger. The finger you give the finger with. Also possibly the finger you digit-fuck someone with.

He put out his hand and extended his fuckfinger right in my face.

by jochanan October 27, 2010

Fuckiversary

(Fuck-uh-verse-ary) The anniversary date of the first time you and a certain person fornicated.

N: "Really? It hasn't been that long since we started seeing eachother..."

D: "Yeah, it has, its been about three months... you forgot when we first fucked?"
N: "Shit, I forgot our fuck anniversary... our fuckiversary. Tomorrow, Fuckiversary begins."
D: "Ok, were the ... 21st of each month."

by Nai Mig August 21, 2010