vehicular fuckfest

An extreme traffic jam where every car is so jammed together that you almost feel violated because everyone is practically in each other's ass.

Shit, it's almost five o'clock, hurry up and get somewhere before this turns into a vehicular fuckfest!

I feel like a fucking sardine in this vehicular fuckfest!

by megadookie May 13, 2010

fucksaster

A fucksaster is something that is a total disaster.

I burned all the food for the dinner party - what a fucksaster.

by Toxickitty28 April 22, 2020

fuckbastard

A compound word using the words "fuck" and "bastard". More insulting than individually saying "fuck" and "bastard".

Gimme back my hotdog, you fuckbastard!

by Diseeze October 8, 2006

fuckfest

can be an orgy or just a shitload of sex between two people

My neighbors had a fuckfest last night, they went for over 6 hours

by Paul S.W. November 6, 2006

Fucktastrophe

1) adj. An event or action that occurs that is so wrong/horrible that it creates hostile emotions from multiple people that may/ or may not have been involved.

2) adj. A larger catastrophe than a catastrophe

Dude A, "Did you see that Octo-mom had 8 kids?"

Dude B, "Yeah! And she already had 6 kids and NO job and NO Husband!"

Dude A, "Now we get to pay taxes for those bastards"

Dude B, "What a Fucktastrophe!"

by DudeA March 2, 2009

Fucktastrophy

When your shit is so messed up, it aint just fucked up, it's a Fucktastrophy

After the crazy party last night, there were so many beer bottles and trash laying around, it was a Fucktastrophy.

His girlfriend came over last night to break up with him. She beat him down so low it was quite the Fucktastrophy.

by jennlm August 14, 2009

fuckastrophy

when a highly anticipated sexual encounter goes very awry.

can also be used to describe any bad situation where catastrophy doesn't quite express the gravity

Dude, I finally got becky in bed. Damn, she is smokin' hot.

Then, wouldn't you know it, her fuckin' husband shows up.

What a fuckastrophy

by jamaram February 27, 2010