Fuckery

Fuh-Ker-Ry

noun
1. Pertains to a person, situation (or place) that considered ridiculous or nonsensical
2. An alternative to the word "Bullshit"
3. Injustice

Origin:

Jamaican slang word.
Jamaican Patois term first introduced to American mainstream/popculture in a scene from the movie "(top) Shottas" which can be heard during the deportation interrogation scene.

"You're one of them from foreign, who commit all of the crimes. Then you come back here to mash up the island with your foreign style car jacking extortion, all types of fuckery!"

- Jamaican Officer to protagonist, Biggs in 'Shottas'

by Iyam Mi September 4, 2013

church of fuckery

A cult of sorts accidentally created by MotherNightshade on TikTok.

Every Jewish parent wants their kid to be the messiah, so when MotherNightshade accidentally started the Church of Fuckery, her father was bursting with pride!

by Pterodactyl.zip April 24, 2023

emotional fuckery

a state of mind where you are completely confused and begin to hate on the poeple and objects around you. it can relate to relationship problems, personal problems and other factors that will lead to your inevitable nervous break down.

joe: "hey bro are you okay?"
pete: "na bro just emotional fuckery.."

by fuckahaterfuckabitch September 2, 2011

Fuckjerry

Plagiarist known for reusing other's jokes on Instagram and Twitter.

Fuckjerry cropped my name out the screenshot so that I couldn't get credit for my joke.

by .,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq October 4, 2015

Fuckery

(noun) Insidious deceit, treachery, falsifications & evil works intended to harm, hurt and/or destroy the intended recipient. Fuckery can take many different manifestations.

Betsy's knowledge of and skills in fuckery could not be matched. All in all the bitch was Lucifer with a cunt, she could be the recipient of a five-man gang-bang with her five highest paying customers at midday and have her man eat her cunt by the evening without batting an eye or without her conscience saying a GODDAMN WORD!!!!!

by Nikki Stixx September 23, 2019

what is this fuckery

Fuckery. Irritation and confusion of a situation. Total bullshit. Something so ridiculous you can't even deal.

Ex. Channing tatum's shirt was on the whole movie man... What is this fuckery?

by Jearpear September 12, 2013

furberry

Fake Burberry. usually cheaply made, with four or more stripes instead of the usual three. Usually found on pykies, and brought for 99p at the local market.

by CG November 2, 2003