by Zk_expert June 6, 2019
Get the Fuckbang mug.A game played at national coffee franchises. The goal of the game is to have sexual relations with the person working behind the counter while making the fewest number of purchases.
Also known as Nine Coffees to Sex and Starfucks.
Also known as Nine Coffees to Sex and Starfucks.
by snik November 19, 2003
Get the Fuckbeans mug.A cute person, but one who confoundingly straddles the line of threat and doting. At first glance, docility is the MO of this creature. This is only a diversion tactic. Once a fuckbear is identified, a one needs to find the solution to pacification. Cigarettes and whisky have been highlighted as good choices. Not to be mistaken with a wolf in sheep's clothing - who is always threatening. The fear here is that it could go either way.
John: "can you please come have a chat?"
Bill: "Did I do something wrong?"
John "what makes you say that?"
Bill: "I feel like you're going to go Fuckbear any second"
Bill: "Did I do something wrong?"
John "what makes you say that?"
Bill: "I feel like you're going to go Fuckbear any second"
by cameloxen December 14, 2020
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Another term for the clitoris, but also a term for a person that is acting a bit too feminine, but not necessarily homosexually, simply stupidly-feminine, so when other words come across as too harsh, this light alternative is ok use.
Mate, stop acting like such a fuck-bean! I look at you and start to think Mika is a feminine version of P!nk
by Muse_Luver December 5, 2009
Get the fuck-bean mug.An interjection, like "fuck!" used when emphasizing how bad something is; derived from "blanket statement," as in "fuck it all."
A person who brings everybody the fuck down, like some kind of "wet blanket."
A blanket on which one fucks.
A person who brings everybody the fuck down, like some kind of "wet blanket."
A blanket on which one fucks.
"There's impetigo on my balls AND my face...FUCKBLANKET!"
"Can't that shithead stop talking about his stupid fucking impetigo problems while we're trying to fucking eat? What a fuckblanket that guy is."
"It turns out I contracted impetigo from using my roommates' fuckblanket as a towel."
"Can't that shithead stop talking about his stupid fucking impetigo problems while we're trying to fucking eat? What a fuckblanket that guy is."
"It turns out I contracted impetigo from using my roommates' fuckblanket as a towel."
by Faceliftktch May 8, 2009
Get the fuckblanket mug.The term "fuck beans" was originally picked up by a friend from the movie "Jay and Silent Bob: Strike Back" he didn't tell us this, and we said "I don't get it" for a couple of days everytime he said "fuck beans", till he told us, we had already seen Jay and Silent Bob: Strike Back and recalled which part of the film it originated from.
by HM2K May 8, 2003
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