fuckmonkey

Someone who continually screws up

"Jim missed another deadline? What a fuckmonkey!"

by nzowl December 15, 2003

FuckBooking

the act of sexting through facebook messages.

"Oh was johnny fuckbooking again today? i told him sexting was classier."

by fuckbooker November 19, 2011

Fuckbook

An alternate name for Facebook when a slutty female decides to take trashy/clothless pictures in order to get 30+ likes. These unfortunate attention whores are usually bashed because of their trashy actions due to mental issues, attention seeking problems, and/or they were molested or raped as a child or fantasize about it. These type of people ruin Facebook. These type of people deserve no respect. Total scum -____-

Example 1: A girl who decides to put on a bikini and take pictures of her bare body to seek the wrong kind of attention.

Example 2: A girl who poses in a slutty/trashy way, almost like a porn star or worse.

ETC.

Dialogue...

*Alex browses through Facebook and spots a picture of a girl who is 99% naked*

Alex: Wtf? Dude, this chick needs to put some clothes on. This is Facebook, not Fuckbook. If I wanted to see porn, I'd go to Spankwire!

by MrStud August 7, 2011

Fuck mook

Just another word for a person who is a dumb ass.

Get your ass off the copier you fuck mook.

by Thalian_Chick February 7, 2005

fuckbookies

(n). A person who owns a newsstand and sells nasty magazines in shrink wrapped 3 packs. Usually only the top magazine is in color.

Bro, the fuckbookies sold me these magazines and all the girls have hemorrhoids and bullet wounds! I can't keep off to these!

I can!

by Vagpecker October 8, 2023

Fuckbooking

The act of being on facebook while fucking.

Ah shit man, I was talking to this girl I like and it turns out she was "fuckbooking."

Bet you wish you were on the better behind of that one!

by WiseWordsFromLemons March 16, 2011

fuckbook

Any book or magazine that contains erotically stimulating material.

Joey was looking at his favorite fuckbook, a photo album, jerking off to photos of his girlfriends, and he roped all over the place in no time!

by pentozali May 10, 2009