"I'm sippin on 2 cups at one time and I thank God I can say Fuck one time"
-Lil Wayne
"Shootin at the Cops, Fuck one time"
-Rick Ross
-Lil Wayne
"Shootin at the Cops, Fuck one time"
-Rick Ross
by Dwizzy November 12, 2010
To picture a person/the people around you dressed and acting as though they were in a different place and era or point in time.
I'm time-fucking Brittney and her friends as peasants in the 1500's right now and I don't think I've ever wanted to see someone working a field so bad.
by Ringnecpheasant January 01, 2012
A break period between two events where there's too much time to sit around and do nothing and too little time to do something productive. These time periods can range from a half hour to two hours.
For my Friday classes, I have Design 102 lecture from 10-10:50 and then English at eleven. Today, in Design 102 lecture we got out at 10:30, so I did not know what to do for about 25 minutes. I figured it be too long to sit and do nothing and not enough time to do something else. It was a fucked-up-time.
by AJHM May 02, 2008
When daylight savings time ends and the clocks "fall" back you have trouble grasping the actual time.
Jason: what time is it?
Kristi: 9 o'clock
Jason: The clock says nine so it's an hour earlier.
Kristi: I already changed the clocks.
Jason: Damnit!! I'm time fucked.
Kristi: 9 o'clock
Jason: The clock says nine so it's an hour earlier.
Kristi: I already changed the clocks.
Jason: Damnit!! I'm time fucked.
by Lil Jensen November 07, 2011
When a clock breaks in your house and you get 'fucked by time.'
Dangerous, as your initial reaction isn't that there is a fault with the clock, but rather a fault within the space-time continuum.
Dangerous, as your initial reaction isn't that there is a fault with the clock, but rather a fault within the space-time continuum.
Sam - "Mike, are you okay?"
Mike - "Sorry, the clock says ten, even though it's six. I'm a bit Time-Fucked right now."
Mike - "Sorry, the clock says ten, even though it's six. I'm a bit Time-Fucked right now."
by jazz4 April 16, 2011
time fuck is another word for a gay paradox.
If one person were to go back in time and have sex with him/herself, then it isn't considered gay because neither is masturbation, yet it is not masturbation because there is another person to have sex with, and it definitely isn't incest because they are not siblings.
If one person were to go back in time and have sex with him/herself, then it isn't considered gay because neither is masturbation, yet it is not masturbation because there is another person to have sex with, and it definitely isn't incest because they are not siblings.
If young Link and Link from Legend of Zelda Ocarina of time, had sex with one another, this would be considered a time fuck.
by ralfothegreat February 11, 2008
when you don't give a fuck about this dumb nigga's time.
He be all up in your buisness.
Use in context like
John - " Can i get a pencil?"
Derrell- " NIGGA. Fuck yo time"
He be all up in your buisness.
Use in context like
John - " Can i get a pencil?"
Derrell- " NIGGA. Fuck yo time"
by swagger20 January 30, 2012