A drinking game played by very drunk squaddies in one of them shits into a sock then players gather around a table and rest their chins on the edge of it, the sock is beaten on the centre of the table by the shitwhacker 10 times. The winner is the player with the most "freckles" on their face.
" I need a shit....fancy a game of freckles "
" fuck off you sick bastard....ask me in 10 beers time "
" fuck off you sick bastard....ask me in 10 beers time "
by Rob St Evenage March 7, 2008
Get the game of freckles mug.When someone farts on another's face and poo sprays out. These shit particles appear to look like freckles. Hence, muddy freckles
Ed: Jay just launched an air biscuit in Chris's face!
Kyle: Did Chris always have freckles?
Chris: HOLY FUCK
Jay: HAHA MUDDY FRECKLES!
Kyle: Did Chris always have freckles?
Chris: HOLY FUCK
Jay: HAHA MUDDY FRECKLES!
by Ekuhn October 5, 2010
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Little bits of shit (feces) that get stuck to your ass (or elsewhere on your body) that could possibly be mistaken for freckles, but upon closer inspection are revealed to be "shit freckles".
At first I thought that Mary had a nice freckly ass, but upon closer examination I saw that her ass was just covered with a bunch of nasty shit freckles!
by Shit_4_Brains July 3, 2007
Get the shit freckles mug.When a guy blows his load in a womans (or mans) ass when the other person has diarrhea and the man pulls out and gets a blast of stinky freckles on their face.
by Harman85 March 18, 2011
Get the Stinky Freckles mug.I decided to eat my girl friends ass last night and she farted shit freckles all over my face. Damn, I'll never do that again!
by b'out son February 5, 2010
Get the shit freckles mug.by some hardcore girl April 1, 2004
Get the freckles mug.lee felix has the most beautiful freckles in existence. him and his freckles can trample all over me and i would apologize.
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