Fecal Fandango

The act of parking ones beef bus in anothers chocolate town. Sort of like anal salsa dancing. It can get a little messy when done right, but it's well worth it.

Kevin: Ew man, I smell like duck butter and ankle skin.
Ken: Why dude?
Kevin: I did the FECAL FANDANGO with Mike last night and forgot to take a shower.

by Jexxi November 21, 2010

fandango

1. A lively dance.
2. When someone gets fired after a very short tenure due to ridiculous behavior. Usually used with the verb 'to do'.

John: Did you hear about Scaramucci?

Bill: Scaramucci? Scaramucci?
John: Yes. He did the fandango.

by Elemence23 August 1, 2017

hemp fandango

a name used to describe a person being hanged- hemp from the rope and fandango from the lovely girations of the hangeds feet while the try to touch the ground

now, my freind, you can dance the hemp fandango

by the wobly rocket June 10, 2011

Fandangoing

To do the dance of the WWE Wrestler Fandango while singing along to the song ChaCha LaLa; primarily done for the pleasure of comedy

We should start Fandangoing now that Fandango is making his entrance to the ring.

by WrestlingDiva May 7, 2015

Fandango

Something that has been really destroyed, or when the situation is hopeless.

I drove over a hedgehog and now my tyre is fandangoed/Jack is gonna fandango Steven/I didn't do my maths homework. I'm fandangoed.

by JakeTheTankmaster January 20, 2020

the fandango

having sexual intercourse with any partner (single or multiple) while dancing around or noshing at a concert.

dude, that concert was hella tight! Me and 2 chicks did the fandango during the encore!

by Jamilana May 23, 2008

horizontal fandango

Sex

"Yeah, we did the horizontal fandango last night." - Zach Braff on fucking Sarah Chalke

by FANGORIAN VAGBEAST May 22, 2009