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Farling

The act of creeping on young females who are 2 or more grades below you. Farling is a gerund of the term FARL which defines a male who exemplifies a complete creepy, selfish, douche. To spot someone Farling they typically sport faux hawks, bro shades, and nasty facial hair. Farlers have a tendency to crash parties, carry 30 packs, wear snapback head accessories and brainwash innocent freshmen. Farlers for whatever reason seem to be bred in LAX bro environments. This usually leads to them earning several restaining orders from the women they Farl. (also known as Farlees)
"Blake was Farling so hard on that sophomore at the party tonight."

"Bro, did you see Kevin hooking up with that chick last night? She was like 13 years old. WHAT A FARL!"
by The FarlMaster March 10, 2012
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fooling around

Sexual activities between two people which normally involves getting to 2nd base (hand-jobs, fingering) and/or to 3rd base (blow-jobs, eating out).
Mike and I were only fooling around last night, we didn't actually fuck.
by Kakalak November 13, 2005
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Blow-Forting

When one either gives or receives a blow job in a pillow or blanket fort.
Last night John and I made a pillow fort and before I knew it, I was blow-forting him.
by BrittlesLovesCats June 4, 2015
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forking

It is exactly like cuddling but the big spoon is pressing his boner into the little spoon till it turns into more than cuddling.
Do you wanna cuddle then maybe get to forking?
by bigmouthedcurry April 5, 2015
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fordingbridge

I went to Fordingbridge yesterday, makes a night out in Bournemouth look classy tbh
by St. Emmy November 13, 2016
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spooning leads to forking

Common phrase linking the acts of spooning and forking. Basically, what starts with cuddling can easily end in sex.
by Giant Peach November 19, 2005
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Rob Fording

The act of getting all wasted and doing crack.
Guy 1: Man, you were out of control last night.
Guy 2: Yeah, I was Rob Fording it pretty hard.
by cokemidget November 10, 2013
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