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Footschlong

1.) A penis equaling 12 inches.

2.) A unit of measurement equivalent to 12 inches.

3.) A penis equal in size to either the owners feet, or their partners.

4.) A birth defect in which sufferers spontaneous develop full sets of male genitalia on their feet.
1 Girl, i'm 'onna tell you this but do NOT repeat it, 'Mmmkay? He drops 'draws on me and this fine young man has a footschlong... YES GIRL! *head twitch* *snap* A Footschlong.

2 Girl, that's nothing. Tyrone, my baby daddy, MY BABY DADDY, my baby daddy; has a double footschlong...

3 Seriously, we were in the locker room and we check it! Ted put his foot up on the bench and leaned it against it; it's totally a footschlong.

4 WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE SOCKS THAT WILL FIT ME?! IS THERE SOMETHING YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY? SIR? DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY FOOTSCHLONG, SIR?
by MrPang December 5, 2010
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fotsch

A fat hairy lumberjack who wishes to be an artist.
He consumes flapjacks as his primary means of fuel
Often seem yodeling while cutting down trees, which causes him to be mistaken for the sasquatch
If engages, you may be stalked for 8-10 business days
He often believes that his cutting down of trees is an art form, and tries to initial his work, by peeing his name in the snow
Is a strong believer in astronomical signs effecting everyday life, and may blame personal faults on their sign
Is afraid of names with both letters: I and E in them
Enjoys eating chewy bars, when flapjacks can't be found
Person 1: Is that sasquatch eating pancakes while peeing in the snow?
Person 2: No, I think that's fotsch, we better avoid him
by F.valentine August 15, 2009
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footch

Meaning fucking mooch
or faggot who mooches
Sarah: have you seen dan lately?
Mark: yeah, he was being a footch this morning.
by danthemaneight September 14, 2011
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footscope

So basically a Footscope is something only MLG people can pull off. It consists of firing a gun (usually a handgun) with your foot. You hold it in your foot, aim.. Pow!!!
I'll footscope you m8,1v1 me you skrub. Just like I did to your mum m8.
by Skionfinschii December 29, 2015
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Footshh

My leg hurts so much I can’t footshh anymore
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footched

The act of touching with feet. Usually used in a sexual context. *playing footsies*
She footched my vagina!
by Marie Connors February 11, 2018
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footscrub

an nickname for someone who’s a dank idiot
lmao you’re such a footscrub.
by daaeeeem May 19, 2018
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