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A derogatory term used to describe someone who is at a clearly inferior level on some key dimension (intelligence, integrity, personality, etc.). Often combined with "Fucking" for greater effect.
My co-worker tried to steal $100K dollars from me through an accounting trick. What a fucking footstool.
footstool by LuckVampire September 30, 2023
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Peng Footstool
Guy 1: Did you see the photo of Joanne and the guy, she was resting her legs on his back?
Guy 2: Yes I did, she looked stunning, I believe she created a Peng Footstool!
Guy 2: Yes I did, she looked stunning, I believe she created a Peng Footstool!
Peng Footstool by anonymous November 15, 2020
Australian Foot Stool
The act or method of having one leg propped on a platform or tall stool and aggressively whipping your ass in the reverse direction towards your cock and balls or clam trap. Truelly a specialty maneuver for the smaller individual.
Kenny was worried he would be defeated by his shit, so he pulled out the Australian Foot Stool for safe measure.
Australian Foot Stool by Snoone March 23, 2018
Favorable Footsoldier
The couple next door must be into some weird shit. One of them walked down the hall and had brown footprints, I think they did the favorable footsoldier last night.
Favorable Footsoldier by GasMaskOverdrive July 10, 2018
emo footsoldier
see: emo
a member of the emo cult/lifestyle group, one that adhears to the emo way of life and in that way attracts others who are leaning towards a depressed future filled with terrible music.
a member of the emo cult/lifestyle group, one that adhears to the emo way of life and in that way attracts others who are leaning towards a depressed future filled with terrible music.
emo footsoldier by Dillon Morris July 24, 2005