Footstool

The nasty stuff between your toes that smells like a turd

My room mate keeps taking his socks off and leaving nasty footstool specimens on the carpet

by Polygons May 14, 2015

footstool

A derogatory term used to describe someone who is at a clearly inferior level on some key dimension (intelligence, integrity, personality, etc.). Often combined with "Fucking" for greater effect.

My co-worker tried to steal $100K dollars from me through an accounting trick. What a fucking footstool.

by LuckVampire September 30, 2023

Peng Footstool

When a super attractive or in other words a Peng girl uses a guys back for her footstool.

Guy 1: Did you see the photo of Joanne and the guy, she was resting her legs on his back?
Guy 2: Yes I did, she looked stunning, I believe she created a Peng Footstool!

by anonymous November 15, 2020

Australian Foot Stool

The act or method of having one leg propped on a platform or tall stool and aggressively whipping your ass in the reverse direction towards your cock and balls or clam trap. Truelly a specialty maneuver for the smaller individual.

Kenny was worried he would be defeated by his shit, so he pulled out the Australian Foot Stool for safe measure.

by Snoone March 23, 2018

Favorable Footsoldier

The sexual act of two consensual parties shoving their feet in each other's ass.

The couple next door must be into some weird shit. One of them walked down the hall and had brown footprints, I think they did the favorable footsoldier last night.

by GasMaskOverdrive July 10, 2018

emo footsoldier

see: emo

a member of the emo cult/lifestyle group, one that adhears to the emo way of life and in that way attracts others who are leaning towards a depressed future filled with terrible music.

Look at that emo footsoldier driving his jetta listening to Dashboard Confessionals.

by Dillon Morris July 24, 2005

Foadstool

An alternative to the acronym "foad" meaning "fuck off and die."

N00b: I'm uber 1337 l0lz
1337: Foadstool.

by Mr Salek August 21, 2006